fact guaranteed

A "fact guaranteed" is an emphatic affirmation of a thing or a situation (usually positive), that is either held to be true or about to happen.

Something agreed upon.

A promise, a binding oral contract.

person 1: you going to Rock Werchter hey?
person 2: fact guaranteed man, fucking fact guaranteed!

by burkehey October 13, 2009

guerino

a male who is permanently horny; can't think of anything except sex; can't do anything except have sex; obsessed.

girl 1: "all he wanted was head on the first date!"
girl 2: "what a guerino!"

by the commander of the clit August 26, 2003

Gurinder

A very handsome, wonderful man who posesses an astute sense of humor. He is a talented song-writer and a protector of all he knows and loves.

The guy I met at the coffee shop yesterday was a total Gurinder.

by Roxy Whales February 8, 2010

Korm Guarantee

The firmest assurance that certain conditions will be fulfilled; a promise that should never be doubted.

Daniel gave a Korm Guarantee that they would win, so everyone placed their bets on Arsenal to win the league.

by FletchTheGreat July 1, 2016

I guarantee it

George Zimmer's closing statement, especially after the successful use of his monolithic man meat.

Hi, I’m George Zimmer, founder and CEO of the men's wearhouse. While surreptitiously plunging my rosy-cheeked cyclopean ally into the anal cavity of a young migrant farm worker of indeterminate gender in the front row of a movie theater, the poor youth screamed for more than three minutes straight, finally coughing up a load of 100% pure Zimmer sauce and passing out. The other movie patrons, angry at the interruption of the adventures of sharkboy and lavagirl in 3-d, began pelting me with drinks, food, and phone numbers hastily written on napkins. Unfortunately, my outrageously dapper suit was ruined in the process. I nonchalantly pulled the unconscious youth off my enormous eyeball gouger and stripped nude. Then, with a bestial roar, I beat the entire audience to death--without leaving the front row. On my way out, in the custom of the Zimmer family, I gave them a burial at semen. I guarantee it.

by ms. anonymous September 10, 2008

Couch guarding

To be forced to sleep on the couch.

An old technique used by married couples as a means of punishment.

Me and my wife had a fight,so tonight I'm couch Guarding.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

guarantold

To be guaranteed that what has been said or "told" is true.

Goomba: The prophecy has been "guarentold" that a man named "Big D" will come and spook you when you are least expecting it.

Big D: SPAGOOT!...gotchya

Goomba: THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN GUARANTOLD !

by dan pawlett December 1, 2009