flappy fritter

A crusty vagina that looks like an apple fritter

The old woman dropped her panties and i saw her flappy fritter.

by abebaby24 August 5, 2016

fritter licker

A term my inventive boyfriend just told me is apparently a commonly used phrase supposedly meaning “one who licks vaginas ", possibly a term for lesbians , in an effort to cover up his suspiciously homo erotic fantasy involving courgettes.

“I am not a homosexual man, I'm a hardcore fritter licker!"

by Ol' grammar Mavis November 10, 2014

Fitterunde

Norwegian term used to describe disappointment and a state of resignation with regards to a football league round. Specifically used in relation to a Fantasy Premier League low scoring gameweek. Often uttered by disaffected Arsenal fans.

I captained (insert name of chosen Arsenal player) and he was just subbed after missing a penalty. Fitterunde!

by deruwe May 31, 2018

Mule fritter

Someone who is lazy and doesn't like to work.

John is such a mule fritter, he will do anything to get out of working the night shift.

by The Swamp May 2, 2015

Corn Fritter

When you are eating you're girlfriend's ass and she farts on your tongue.

"man you're breath stinks!" yeah I know, Mellissa gave me a Corn Fritter.

by booyah kid January 17, 2006

Fritterness

Used to let it be know that you wake up in the morning and piss excellence.

Scott: "Hey HOMO, you can't climb that mountain!"
Jeremy: "WOOOOW. Yes I can, I have fritterness.

by FixIns June 13, 2010

Saggy Fritter

This is most commonly found in females when the vaginal flaps begin to sag and droop after too much intercourse. Although it is most commonly found in women it can also be rarely found in men after a severe rupturing of the shitebox.

I'M NOT GIVING YOU A LICK OUT! YOU HAVE ONE SERIOUSLY SAGGY FRITTER!

by DAVE1888 January 18, 2011