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Furball

A tightly packed mass of hair regurgitated by a cat or other feline, or a dog, or an other hairy mammal, that comes from it licking itself all day long because it likes to do it, preferably while people are watching. In humans this behaviour has a scientific name, but it still does not make it any less disgusting.
A middle aged balding man with astigmatism and a sinister squint walks into a doctor’s surgery one day and says to the receptionist, “Well Doc. I puked up this massive hairball from my stomach this morning, straight after breakfast, I guess that this means you think I should stop eating my hair them?” Needless to say the receptionist was none too pleased at hearing this news about a man producing a furball for breakfast, not least because she had just came back from lunch.
by Zamboozee April 13, 2011
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Furball

An orgy performed by humans that are dressed as animals.
"hey Steve! will you be joining us at the furball tonight?" "I can't wait! I have my raccoon costume and viagra ready to go!"
by TenMileKyle August 23, 2011
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furball

When you're sucking someone's balls and their hairy scrotum triggers the gag reflex, and you cough up the balls.
I was feasting on a couple of nuts last night and coughed up a furball. Meow!!
by Chuck Norris's balls December 28, 2005
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Furball

A Furbert orgy. An freakish lifestyle group.
I just finished picking out the pink lint from my crack from last night's Furball.
by Butthead February 6, 2005
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fureal

1.Word used by "gangsters" to establish comfort within thier enviroment, or to check up on things.2.On the west cost it means "please kick my ass..."
Tom: Hey I like Pie!
Bill: Fureal?
Tom: Fureal...
by Meoff, Jack July 27, 2007
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Furgala

A person who is submissive by nature, extremely low in IQ, and placed on this Earth for no obvious reason. Furgalas can be seen roaming the malls drinking Sprite, or doing demos and handing out samples at your local Costco store. Furgalas are often heavily involved in video game lifestyles and lack major social skills necessary to hold a normal conversation. It seems the main purpose of a Furgala is for the sole entertainment of those that can spot and harass them.
Quit being such a Furgala.
by Furgala Hunter May 28, 2004
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Furball

a furball is something that gets stuck in your throat and yiu end up choking or gagging on it. You begin to cough alot because you cannot handle it until you get it out. Cats have furballs alot
Andrew: how you like this dick in your throat
Rowan: "cough" "cough"
Andrew: uh hello
Rowan: oh sorry i was gagging so hard that i began to cough i think you gave me a furball
Andrew: So i mustve been big
Rowan: No i just did it wrong so i got a furball from your pubes
by swaggycashmmoney23 June 28, 2020
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