Fourteen

What six times four equals.

Teacher: What is six times four?
Student: Fourteen, LOL!

Fourteen by Fifi McFeef September 30, 2007

Fourteen and Three Quarters 

The age of a person who is amazing. This person hangs with the cool older crowd (which you can tell because they make theirself sound older by adding the three quarters). Without this person, their friends would probably cry their eyes out....until the next person reaches the age.

Junior: Have you seen Rob?
Senior: Who?
Junior: you know, that Fourteen and Three Quarters kid?
Sophmore: oh yeah, he's sooo baddasss

Fourteen and Three Quarters by tralalalaaa. November 26, 2009

fourteen-eight

The appearance of a typical size 14 female specimen dressed in size 8 clothing thus resulting in the aforementioned specimen having common symptoms of muffin top, FUBA, and generally looking all kinds of nasty.

"daym, did you see that fourteen-eight?"
"player, i just vomited in my mouth."

"bro have there been more fourteen-eight's around recently or what?"
"yeh, the WHO released a statement saying the recent endemic of fourteen-eight's is only second to the swine flu"
"god save us all..."

fourteen-eight by sdcamel October 2, 2009

Two-Fourteen 

This is landing a low blow

KTVU really two-fourteened Asiana Airlines when they posted those racist prank names of the supposed pilots of Asiana Airlines 214.

Two-Fourteen by infintesimal August 26, 2013

fourteen

a gay boy, pansy.
a useless age

fourteen is like a gay boy.
when he turned fourteen, it was like a gay boy.

fourteen by lauren h. December 28, 2007

furfteen 

1. An ambiguous and unspecific number in the teens that is used for exaggeration purposes. 2. A combination of all the teen numbers combined

"What took so long? I waited for you for like furfteen minutes!"

furfteen by Sarah January 27, 2006

Furternity Leave

When you take time off work to be with your new puppy

"OMG! Did you hear about Jessi? She took three weeks Furternity Leave to be with her new small batch, artisan made, non-GMO, free range, gluten free Yorkiepoo!"

Furternity Leave by kwillhoite July 13, 2016