curmudgeon

One friggin' cute baby.

Awwww!!!! What a curmudgeon!

by Baby Lover November 10, 2007

curmudgeon

it simply means "bad behaviour"

he picked curmudgeon to do away with his pain and anguish

by mitalee March 13, 2005

curmudgeon

In some circles, it refers to the male reproductive organ (the penis) and the sorrounding pubic hair

"I trimmed around my curmudgeon, and it looks bigger now"

by MDG33k January 26, 2008

Hurmudgeon

A female curmudgeon.

Jackie says her grandfather Is a curmudgeon yet in reality she is the hurmudgeon.

by Hurmudgeon March 26, 2015

curmudgeon

An old, grumpy man

Karen’s husband is an old and really grumpy curmudgeon.

by bluestinger66 November 28, 2022

Curmudgeony

Do you secretly hate any of your co-workers?

Hym "Ha! Curmudgeony... Or, wait, is it the Jew? It's the Jew isn't it. See!? I told you. I'd end up calling him a kike and wiping my ass with his Jew-hat (Say, if a Jew wears a baseball cap does he have to wear the yarmulke underneath it or, how does that work? Gives the phrase 'hat on a hat' an entirely different meaning... Can't you just flick some holy water on a baseball cap and have it count as a yarmulke? I mean, if yes, then I'm buying a wizard hat and converting to Judaism. Just to see the motherfuckers at my job try to get me to take it off. Nope. Sorry. This is my Jewish Yarmulke-equivalent hat... Carry a wand in my pocket...Expecto-Patr-Oi Vey!) It wouldn't be pretty but it WOULD be hilarious."

by Hym Iam April 24, 2023

Curmudgeon

A really fucking old fuck

Look at that decrepit curmudgeon over there. Fuck that guy.

by ballfartsex March 6, 2025