Irish Funnel Cake

Steve not Poland has to wear ejaculate in his Irish red beard, to the point that it looks like funnel cake batter.

While a man named Steve is going down on Tom , and Tom pulls out to give Steve an Irish Funnel Cake.

by Steve Polesmokin Poland January 12, 2022

Funnel cake

After taking a dump, the dumper then jerks off onto it. The white resembles the powdered sugar ontop of a funnel cake.

Billy woke up hungover and with blueballs. He took a shit first then took care of his pent up energy. After looking at his creation, he realized he was hungry for a funnel cake.

by Jogen2 July 27, 2023

Porcelain Funnel Cake

A long and stringey shit that you have after eating something with a lot of fiber. It tends to be a chocolate brown and in one long piece that when with a bowl of pee, resembles a fryer for a funnel cake

"I just ate chipotle and am about to let out a monster Porcelain Funnel Cake

by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020

porcelain funnel cake

The name for a shit you have after lots of chinese, thai, and mexican food which burns like hell and has pee coming out with the long skinny shit. This shit floats as well as it sits in the bowl with pee that is a similar color to the oil used to make funnel cake. This is a painful experience but one to be proud of when completed.

Yo I just made a dope Porcelain funnel cake and i'm going to take a picture of it for instagram

by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020

funnel cake

To use your dong as the \"funnel\", your baby gravy as the \"cake batter\" and some hot chick\'s stomach area (near her belly button) as the frier. If you\'ve ever watched or made a funnel cake, it is now abundantly clear.

Damn! Frank was so worried about knocking up his girlfriend he pulled out and made a funnel cake!

by Frank Klaune April 26, 2005

The Funnel Cake

When two mexicans are going at it. And the guy's grandfather walks in and gets so turned on by the sight that the last of his cum(which is old and powdery) shoots all over them. In result. you see what looks like a funnel cake.

"ayyyy holmmeeesss! me and my girl got funnel caked last night. it was cochinoooo ehhhh"

The Funnel Cake... dun dun dun DUNNNNNN!

by yayayammmmmmmmmmhmmmmmm March 28, 2009

funnel-cake

Someone who succumbs to funneling.

I can say anything I wish, these readers are a bunch of funnel cakes.

by fishmonger August 25, 2005