Felching

Sucking semen through a straw, out of a freshly fucked asshole.

She really needs to work on her felching, if she wants a spot on analcumsumption.com

by Ronzombie November 26, 2010

felching necropheliac

The act of coming in a dead man or woman, and then sucking it out orally.

I wanted a cold one after work, so I went to the morgue and found a sexy dead woman, came in her pussy, and sucked it out, and then went to have a beer. The mortician called me a sick ass felching necropheliac.

by Dirty...Dirty February 14, 2010

felching

This is an act which someone sucks, sometimes with a straw, semen out of another's vagina or ass.

Boy, I sure am parched. I sure could go for felching your ass right about now.

by MsAshley December 7, 2006

fulchino

v.: 1. To leap out of nowhere and frighten someone, simultaneously yelling "Fulchino'd!!" Usually takes place at an entirely inappropriate moment, i.e. at a wedding ceremony, in a hospital, the day after Halloween, etc.

2. To frighten or startle someone, typically punctuating with a yell of "Fulchino'd!!" May occur over the phone in the middle of the night, by text message, via time capsule, etc.

Person 1: I wonder what's in this closet...
Person 2: (bursting through closet door) Fulchino'd!!
Person 1: AAAH!! Jesus Christ you scared the crap out of me!!

by A good samaritan September 22, 2013

jelly felching

Similar to felching except of using a straw you cut the two ends off a twizzler and use that to suck the semen from any human oriface eg. anus, vagina. After you must consume the twizzler with your partner.

FelchingJelly Felching

by Sal boeski + Eed Steedly December 8, 2013

funching

Having sex during your lunch break from work.

Emma and Kyle are funching today.

by MegDizzle77 July 14, 2011

Felching

A hardcore gay sex act between homosexual males during which the top sucks out the semen he deposited into his partner's anus. Contrary to homophobic belief, the top generally refrains from performing such an act unless the bottom was well douched, the anus appears clean, and no lubricant (or edible lubricant) was used. Also note that felching is not a popular homosexual act as most gay men do not enjoy the taste of their own semen.

When Joey walked into the gym locker room, he couldn't help but get an erection after stumbling upon a beefy football jock felching out a hairy daddybear's tight butt.

by Horny Joey January 26, 2009