flasting

the act of having sex with someone in the ear.

Me and Edward tried flasting last night. Now my ear hurts...

by bunnisunshine June 1, 2011

Flast

Often used when describing irony, but means when you go to fast you loose. Typically said as a warning, to calm down, or chill out.

Shawn: “omg, I have 3 tests tomorrow, I gotta move really fast (said as they are hyper ventilating$
Ben: “calm down before you flast”

by Walking_slushee December 31, 2020

Flasticate

To propell an object or thing over the roof of a house or building.

"Damn I was so mad that I almost flasticated that cat to his death."

by Josh & Mike D March 14, 2003

Flastard

used to describe a bastard - follower/stalker

You effin' flastard! Leave me alone!

by Alyakraz March 22, 2009

fubastich

Noun. a combination of the words fucking bastard bitches. a triple derrogotory slang term. used to describe a women or a man.

shut the hell up fubastich..those fubastiches dont know how to drive....

by Mike the trueth monicker November 5, 2009

Flasturbate

A verb, meaning to masturbate at speeds exceeding 55 mph. If you ever masturbated in a moving car or on an airplane that was not Flasturbating. It was masturbating in a car or an airplane. Flasturbation has to do with the speed of you hand.

The flash doesn't masturbate, he flasturbates.

by Seuse November 29, 2003

flasted

a shorter word for flat-chested.

"That one girl in my science class is so flasted! I mean, she doesnt even HAVE tits!!!"

by gingerasainsftw April 10, 2010