futer

to tweak, fiddle or mess around with

"i futered with the radio and found a fucked up station"

"stop it ye futurin' bastard"

by gerald fawcett February 22, 2008

Fukerton

Bluntly put, to perform the "Fukerton" is to eat out that booty, lick the cornhole, etc.

The Fukerton is an alternate name for said act, in honor of Fukertonning's biggest proponent and self proclaimed Fukerton master, Bradley Fukerton III of "Big O and Dukes Show" fame.

Upon the discovery that his girlfriend had a clean stink cave, Bradley flew into a frenzy and immediately showed her the divine pleasure the fukerton provides a woman.

by Helldonkey666 July 20, 2008

Fuktarded Assholian

A fucking retarded assholian

"Gavin! you're such a fuktarded assholian."

by Your Mom August 5, 2003

Dr. Frank-N-Furter

dont get strung out, by the way he looks. dnot judge a book by its cover. hes not much of a man by the light of day, but by night hes one hell of LOVER.
SWEET TRANSVESTITE FROM TRANSSEXUAL TRANSYLVANIA. hit it, hit it.

dr. frank-n-furter melts my butter. he dances, he sings, HE WEARS WOMEN'S LINGERE!!!!!

by the most amazing person you will ever meet May 16, 2006

fukker

Someone who is like an average fucker, but a bit nastier.

Man, he is one bad motherfukker.
You fukker.

by BJOB O'Brien January 5, 2008

fukerton

To lick another's anus.

My girl has to hide right after she gets out of the shower, lest I pounce and give her a fukerton.

by ssmracer December 15, 2008

fusterated

Frustrated for the Spelling Retarded

incorrect spelling leaves me so fusterated.

by L0RDR4G3 July 24, 2012