a person with no clear objective or reason for living
someone who fucks everything up for everyone else
a loser
a complete waste of oxygen
someone who fucks everything up for everyone else
a loser
a complete waste of oxygen
My brother Terry is a blisstering fuckup he steals lies and screws everybody over fuck him he is such a loser!
That bitch I use to date is such a blistering fuckup
That bitch I use to date is such a blistering fuckup
by Les Crapp July 30, 2011
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Simply put, an unecessary mistake, which stemmed from a smaller problem, which didn't get resolved. As a result the issue got a lot bigger.
The term Franchise is used as the goal of many small businesses is to become well established, with a solid foundation and processes, which will enable them to Franchise out. This enables a small business to become a larger business.
The term Franchise is used as the goal of many small businesses is to become well established, with a solid foundation and processes, which will enable them to Franchise out. This enables a small business to become a larger business.
Father: Do you take the car in to get repaired yesterday like I asked you?
Son: Umm, no. I forgot. What's the big deal?
Father: The big deal is, I need to pick your mother up from the airport in an hour and god knows whether I'm going to get there and back in one piece... this is a Franchise Sized Fuckup!
Son: Umm, no. I forgot. What's the big deal?
Father: The big deal is, I need to pick your mother up from the airport in an hour and god knows whether I'm going to get there and back in one piece... this is a Franchise Sized Fuckup!
by buckonz October 18, 2008
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1. An inept person who is totally incapable of living without fucking up or messing up everything within their grasp.
One whose actions has culminated in the acheivement of this, the highest plateau of fucking up.
2. When a situation is completely messed up from a-z and there is zero chance of recovery.
fucked up Def #1/5 fuck up Def #4 monkey fuck Def #1
1. An inept person who is totally incapable of living without fucking up or messing up everything within their grasp.
One whose actions has culminated in the acheivement of this, the highest plateau of fucking up.
2. When a situation is completely messed up from a-z and there is zero chance of recovery.
1. They put a fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck in charge who had no idea how to manage, so the place went tits-up.
2. The whole job had been ruined by mismanagement. There was absolutely nothing correct, and it was beyond salvage. It was a total fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck.
2. The whole job had been ruined by mismanagement. There was absolutely nothing correct, and it was beyond salvage. It was a total fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck.
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005
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One who can turn a pot of gold into a pile of shit by simply thinking of what to do with it.
An historical event that is cherished by an eye witness due to the extreme fuckin stupidity of another living, breathing human being.
An action or reaction that occurs from the lack of a rational thinking process that either highlights or concludes the saga of one's already insignificant life.
One who can never get it right; an underachiever; a waste of space.
A fuckup of all fuckups.
One that excels at fucking up; if fuckin up was a sport this individual would take the cake.
If ever there was a school for teaching people how to fuck up, this person would be the Master Instructor, the Kingpin, the Head Honcho, the Top Dog, the fuckin Guru.
One who can turn a pot of gold into a pile of shit by simply thinking of what to do with it.
An historical event that is cherished by an eye witness due to the extreme fuckin stupidity of another living, breathing human being.
An action or reaction that occurs from the lack of a rational thinking process that either highlights or concludes the saga of one's already insignificant life.
One who can never get it right; an underachiever; a waste of space.
A fuckup of all fuckups.
One that excels at fucking up; if fuckin up was a sport this individual would take the cake.
If ever there was a school for teaching people how to fuck up, this person would be the Master Instructor, the Kingpin, the Head Honcho, the Top Dog, the fuckin Guru.
If I wasn't surrounded by this team of All-Star Fuckups maybe I could get some work done around here.
Look at this All-Star Fuckup, 32 years old....can't even tie his fuckin shoe.
Thank God for All-Star Fuckups, I paid for my lunch today with a 20 and the dumb ass gave me back 40.
Today I witnessed an All Star Fuckup. This guy was riding his bike and staring at this hotties ass when the fuker hit a pothole and flipped over his bike. He then proceeded to dust himself off, rack his bike, and then follow the hottie into the Biology building.
Look at this All-Star Fuckup, 32 years old....can't even tie his fuckin shoe.
Thank God for All-Star Fuckups, I paid for my lunch today with a 20 and the dumb ass gave me back 40.
Today I witnessed an All Star Fuckup. This guy was riding his bike and staring at this hotties ass when the fuker hit a pothole and flipped over his bike. He then proceeded to dust himself off, rack his bike, and then follow the hottie into the Biology building.
by Guy Russell (Goo) August 30, 2008
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