fucktardcontest

A competition to see who can be the most fucktarded.

Dave was headbutting the fridge to win the fucktardcontest.

The X factor is a fucktardcontest

by Dave the man June 30, 2008

team killing fucktard

One who kills (either accidentally or purposefully) a member of his or her own team. Someone who should be killed themself. often used after a lasertag game with friends, during a counterstrike or halo game, or any of the other FPS or gun-related team games.

Damnit, you team killing fucktard, Watch where you're shooting!

You fucking killed me, Team Killing Fucktard!

by Aadon Gondahlvor February 10, 2004

cockbiting fucktard

1. The Red team in Red Vs Blue.

2. The act of biting cocks while being a fucking retard.

Tex: Great. You broke my voice filter you cockbiting fucktards.

by J00r M0mm4 July 21, 2003

fuckheadedness

Having to do with, or the condition of, being fuckheaded.

This fuckheadedness with Iraq has got to stop. But it probably will about a year from now. I know this because I see the future.

by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003

fucktard

noun,
A person of unbelieveable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway")

NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING RETARD"! Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction. True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery. Most politicians for example.

One who would actually piss on a live transformer. One who would use a live .22 round for a fuse in their pickup truck "just cuz it fits" and then complain about it shooting them in the nuts.

He shot himself in the nuts? Geez, what a fucktard!

by James Wyatt April 10, 2006

fucktarded

A stronger insult than 'retarded,' but a little less politically incorrect, and a tad more vulgar.

You remember the Virtual Boy? Yeah, that thing was fucktarded.

by J. Sizzel December 22, 2004

fucktrated

(1) Frustrated, due primarily (or to some large degree) by the absence of or inability to attain sexual activity.
(2) Hard-up; horny
(3) Sexually dissatisfied

"Gurl, I'm feelin' fucktrated... that's frustrated, with an emphasis on the fuck."

by Mitzvah May 13, 2008