The Garrity Fuckhouse

When a red headed caucasion male fucks a blonde African American female from behind in the ass at the top of a stairwell, the male then proceeds to punch the african american female in the back of the head knocking her unconscious and then ashits on her abdomen and smears it all over her titties creating the fudge brownie effect similar to the cinnabunns, the red headed caucasion male then interlocks his arms and legs around the unconscious blonde african american female body and barrel rolls her down the stairs.........Also known as the Korean Stinger

Yo homie I gave my biotch The Garrity Fuckhouse last night and she came for hours!

by Yo mama Yo dady September 7, 2008

McFarland Fuckhouse

Nickname everyone should give their anus.

McLaky: My McFarland Fuckhouse is leaking.
Farborky: I got the shits.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

Fuckhouse

When things start to get bad.

You get caught by the police with alcohol and your under-age .

FUCKHOUSE

by TaylorTopham August 20, 2010

fucktolos

Expression used when you are too excited for words. Usually at the beginning of a sentence where you are preparing your audience for a wild story.

Brad: Fucktolos! I remember I was swallowed by a snake so I tickled it from the inside and it exploded then a hunter dude came out of nowhere and cried because I "killed his son".

Kyle: Brad, stop fucking doing drugs.

by TooStupidToTalk January 12, 2018

Funktapus

Hottest man on earth. He ussually grabs hookers with his 8 Ds (penis') and gets laid every saturday morning. There are only 2 funktapus' in the world as we know of. 80's pop music for example john harris' odyssey makes the funktapus orgasm with delight. In order to become the honored by the funktapus you must dance infront of him to the song of john harris' odyssey. Cesar vialpando is the only one who has been honored. Nobody can resist him and his sexy 8 Ds.

Funktapus is so hawt i cant stop looking at his 8 pairs tensticles!!!
OMG DID YOU SEE THE FUNKTAPUS TODAY, I LITERALLY ALMOST SCREAMED!!!!!

by The Funktapus January 8, 2013

Master Chef Fuckhouse

You proceed to have sex with a female while she is making you a sammich in the kitchen where she belongs, then you take her out of her natural environment into the living room and you play halo while STILL maintaining the penetration through the entire experience! TRIPLE KILL!

"Dude, my girlfriend is the best! We Master Chef Fuckhouse'd all day yesterday!

by Shana Black February 13, 2008

fucktopia

A place where sex is the number one priority.
Your bed is fucktopia.

Do you want to go to my fucktopia and have a good time.

by spartain yankees April 26, 2009