fuckgoddess

fuckgoddess

someone who fucks really hard.

She was such a fuckgoddess my dick was sore for a week afterwards!

by noman12356 November 17, 2011

fucktool

1. Contraction of "fucking tool."

2. Someone utterly lacking social skills; a complete asshole; dickhead; douchebag.

Your snotty cousin is a total fucktool.

by LoudMatt July 28, 2006

metric fucktonne

Weighs marginally less than an Imperial Fuckton.
1 Imperial Fuckton = 1.016 Metric Fucktonnes

"Man, I've a shitload of work this week"
"That's nothing faeg, I've a metric fucktonne of assignments due tomorrow morning"
"So, still going on the beer tonight?"
"Does the Pope shit in the woods?"

by SyxPak October 15, 2003

Fucktory

A factory where everybody hates his job.

I can't drink tonight - tomorrow I have to go to my stupid work in that fucking fucktory..

by Sancho Pansa April 26, 2015

fucktoy

One who is used by another, or by a group, solely for recreational sex.

Mary was well known as the number one fucktoy for our fraternity.

by slud September 4, 2003

fuckrod

My best new putdown that sounds a lot better with a Jerry Seinfeld delivery like he's saying "Newman"

Try turning it clockwise you fuckrod

by daventura September 30, 2003

Metric Fuckton

A unit of weight that is so uncomprehendingly huge that if you even tried to comprehend it you would instantly die.

the metric (and therefore larger) version of a fuckton.

Bob: hey Joe how much do you weigh?
Joe: like a metric fuckton.
Bob: *dies*

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 28, 2019