metric fucktonne

Weighs marginally less than an Imperial Fuckton.
1 Imperial Fuckton = 1.016 Metric Fucktonnes

"Man, I've a shitload of work this week"
"That's nothing faeg, I've a metric fucktonne of assignments due tomorrow morning"
"So, still going on the beer tonight?"
"Does the Pope shit in the woods?"

by SyxPak October 15, 2003

fuckmong

idiot, witless. normally the person in question is drunk/stoned

look at the mess youve made of your pants-you fuckmong!

by paul May 13, 2004

fuckrod

My best new putdown that sounds a lot better with a Jerry Seinfeld delivery like he's saying "Newman"

Try turning it clockwise you fuckrod

by daventura September 30, 2003

fuckrobatics

It's all in the word. Shag, tag and somersaults...

Coupe + passenger seat - clothing + blowjob on the go - cruise control = fuckrobatics.

"Dude, you won't believe the bitch I brought home last night, you'd have thought I'd have picked her up at the circus. She lost her clothes and sucked me off before I could even say 'Where's your monkey'? You'd swear she went to the school of Fuckrobatics"

by Sugalicious December 2, 2007

Fuckrounded

Exaggerating the word "grounded" to emphasize on the possible damnation it could bring to your life.

Sara: Oh Don't worry, Just go ahead with it, No one will know ;)
Me: NOOO, if my family ever finds out I'd be FUCKROUNDED!
Sara: haha, Lol XD

by XsummergurlXPakiSalsa June 19, 2010

fuckrottory

Activities done by two best friends on a laid back day.

After completing the morning's tasks, the boys got into all sorts of fuckrottory.

by TheBalkan March 5, 2018

Metric Fuckton

A unit of weight that is so uncomprehendingly huge that if you even tried to comprehend it you would instantly die.

the metric (and therefore larger) version of a fuckton.

Bob: hey Joe how much do you weigh?
Joe: like a metric fuckton.
Bob: *dies*

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 28, 2019