fuckathlon

A really long sexual act

A: Man, you look great today.
B: Well, that surprises me, I had five hour fuckathlon yesterday.

by MaisonDahlBonnema January 22, 2009

fuckpouch

1. An orifice used for fucking.

2. A coward or pussy. A low level nobody.

1. Bend 'ova honey, I got somethin' for ya fuckpouch.

2. Hey come 'ere fuckpouch.

by chubby mumble October 23, 2008

Fuckstache

When a guy with a fierce 5:00 shadow engages in a sexual situation with a woman where he has pationately kissed her lips for such a period of time that his scruffy mustache has unknowingly given the female an extremely tender crusty abrasion or pink strawberry on her upper lip, hence the term fuckstache.

"Looks like someone came home with a fuckstache!"

"Ewww girl that fuckstache looks like a bleeder.."

"Don't kiss me! My fuckstache is super tender!"

by Fashtastic Me January 19, 2014

Fuckoath

the Combination of the two words fuck and oath to create one superior word. It’s a mad way to agree with something.

Oi Sharon I’ll give ya 20 bucks for a blowy!
Fuckoath 20 bucks is 20 bucks.

by daddybraddy September 23, 2019

fuckpuncher

One who punches fucks; a degrading term usually spewed when too angry to think of anything clever to call the person/thing.

(while cooking quesadillas, and burning them) Come on you miserable little fuckpuncher frying pan! Stop burning my damn food!

by Drucilla :] December 24, 2008

Fuckstache

Of or pertaining to the styling of ridiculous, filthy and generally inappropriate facial lip hair...See, any one of America's fine motorcyle cops.

"Hey James, when are you going to shave off that ticklin' fuckstache?"

by Karch December 25, 2003

fuckbitch

a combination of the terms fuckboy and basic bitch. Someone who is or tries to be a fuckboy while also being so basic that they are the lowest common denominator of a bitch. A gender neutral term for someone both obnoxious and stupid.

Damn. Morgan as a trans guy is a fuckboy, and now he's drinking Starbucks like a basic bitch...he must be a rare, new breed of fuckbitch.

by Morganthefuckbitch January 22, 2020