fuckmunch

someone who is a complete and utter moron

He is such a fuckmunch.

by Asshead February 17, 2003

fuckamu

more commonly known as a fool.

That little fuckamu drank my last grape soda.

by Ghandi-boy June 7, 2013

fuckment

Abstract noun, referring to the state of being fucked. Can also be used as an expletive to make reference to such a state.

"Oh, fuckment."

"What?"

"She just saw me with another girl."

"Oh man, you're in a whole lot of fuckment."

"I know, right?"

by malcolmholmes May 19, 2014

fuckmented

A combination of Fucking Demented

Fuck+Demented= Fuckmented

You are fuckmented

by Katy on steroids July 16, 2015

fuckmo

A fucking moron.

Basically, anyone who at any given time pisses you off.

george bush, people who don't know how to drive - but do, people who mispronounce your name, people who push-in when you need to go to the bathroom, people who talk over the movie, people who trod on your feet or roll over them with prams and the list goes on.

For example:

Someone at the mall runs over your toes with a pram and keeps walking.

"What a fuckmo."

by OpiQah November 17, 2009

fuckmile

The length of time it takes for a man to move the tip of his penis one mile in the reference frame of the vagina while having intercourse.

The following formula can be used for a simple calculation: (63,360 inches / 2*(penile length)) * (Average thrust time), where penile length is in inches. The units of average thrust time will determine the units of the fuckmile.

Man, I was waiting at the DMV for like 3 fuckmiles yesterday.

by snmit March 2, 2009

fuckmong

idiot, witless. normally the person in question is drunk/stoned

look at the mess youve made of your pants-you fuckmong!

by paul May 13, 2004