Fuckitarian

A vegetarian who does a moral 180' in their concern for the treatment of animals after being traumatized by an animal themselves. A fuckitarian will only eat the meat of animals that have been systematically tortured for a majority of their lives (e.g., veal or Subway teriyaki chicken where the chickens were continuously molested by Jared from when they hatched until they killed themselves).

Ken decided to become a fuckitarian after a bird shit in his last beer

by Nigel Sanchez July 3, 2016

fuckwade

A word that comes flying out of your mouth, with out thought behind it, when frustrated or irratated with a number of things or people. Aka drivers, telemarketers, etc.

That fuckwade should get pulled over for cutting everyone off and driving like an asshole.

by Joesangel4ever May 9, 2016

Fucktwat

Someone who is completely intolerable.

"Tom did you see that thing with Piers Morgan last night?"

"Nope, I can't watch anything with that fucktwat without wanting to kill something"

by Jock Waffle September 4, 2017

fucktwat

short form of "you Fucking Twat"

How do ya like that, Fucktwat

by the gun show October 8, 2005

fuckwad

someone who is as dumb as the chunk of spooge that soils the sheets after sex.

"Oh man look at whats left of that guy who tried to pass everyone on his motorcycle..what a fuckwad"

by Lost Touch April 11, 2003

fuckingadorable

so adorable, it's profane

That kitten is fuckingadorable.

by adverbs_are_sexy June 23, 2011

fuckwad

descriptive or derogatory term alleging equivalence to a mass of jism or spunk spent in an act of intercourse; similar to jerkwad, except production is masturbatory.

by Anonymous March 31, 2003