fuckdicated

Being in the state of fuckupedness. Broken

The handle on my dishwasher was fuckdicated.

by hcw625 March 18, 2010

Fuckitts

1) A counterproductive mindset that creeps into your system throughout a day. 2) When you are too drunk and horny for your own good.

1) Employer ", Hey Bill, are you going to start working? It's fifteen minutes past break time."
Bill ", Sorry sir, but I'm gonna sit here and read this Auto Trader. Got me a case of the fuckitts.

2)Friend ",What were you thinking James? She was a 4, and a soft 4 at that."
James ", YOU'RE JUST BITCHIN' CAUSE WE DID IT IN YOUR BED!...... sorry man, it's the fuckitts talking."

by hazzel January 11, 2014

fuckstake

The moment you realize hooking up with a specific person was a mistake.

The moment I woke up next to Betty I realized I had made a fuckstake.

by Scoot2491 November 4, 2015

Fuckitarian

A vegetarian who does a moral 180' in their concern for the treatment of animals after being traumatized by an animal themselves. A fuckitarian will only eat the meat of animals that have been systematically tortured for a majority of their lives (e.g., veal or Subway teriyaki chicken where the chickens were continuously molested by Jared from when they hatched until they killed themselves).

Ken decided to become a fuckitarian after a bird shit in his last beer

by Nigel Sanchez July 3, 2016

Fuckateenfuckeritis.

"A condition where an otherwise wel-adjusted teenager begins to believe his or her life is a never-ending soap opera. He or she will create 'drama' in an effort to recreate his or her favorite TV shows. Usually Dawson's Creek or the O.C."

Dawson's Creek. The ultimate carrier of Fuckateenfuckeritis.

by rockguitarcar October 8, 2008

fuckmate

noun, a sexual partner

A copulation always requires a partner, and such a partner (or probable partner) receives several names. Please note that mate means colleague or also person with whom someone shares something. Thus, if two girls have the same loverboy, they are fuckmates (they share the same fucker) also.

Well, Monica, it's visible that you need a good fuckmate urgently.

by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

fuckocate

To fuck someone to the point that they can no longer breathe.

Dude, last night i fuckocated this girl. Please help me bury the body.

by mehshugennah December 20, 2008