Isaiah get your feet off the fucking table

when Isaiah doesn't get his nasty ass foot fungus feet off of my nice, blue little table and we all gotta fuckin jump him in smash because he playin Ganon like the nasty bitch he really be. nasty funky lookin feet with the fungus from wario's ass

otherwise known as a total bruh moment

Isaiah get your feet off the fucking table bruh thats my good table i put food there bitch ass

by inkdoom July 21, 2019

Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge

man drives right off a fucking bridge

Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
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by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

bugger off you fucking wanker

A British way of saying: "Go fuck yourself, dickhead" or "get the fuck out of my face"

Brit 1: Could I bother you for a fag?
Brit 2: Bugger off you fucking wanker!

by James Lowe January 9, 2008

off the fukin chain

completely, utterly, absolutley, & with out a doubt the rawest, illest, smartest, finest, & most off the chainest motherfuker alive.

Yo that motherfuker Pablo is off the fukin chain!!!

by Rick696969 July 14, 2008

get off the fucking pills

something you tell someone when they take so much medication, they have to keep taking pills, for instance, you take a pill to take away a headache, but the side effect is diarriha, so you take a pill for that, then you take a pill for that side effect, and so on

why the fuck do i need an example i explained the whole thing ^^

by Kyle Biddle July 23, 2004

fucking my ass off

the roughest form of sex ever

"dude brad from chemistry was fucking my ass off yesterday"

by hDark August 28, 2025

GET OFF MY LAWN YOU FUCKING KIDS!!!

Used by old men, or women; who have no respect for kids, or teens, playing outdoor games. This is a phrase generally uttered within seconds of someone touching the lawn. Its almost as if the person sits and waits, like a robot, waiting for someone to go on thier lawn. People uttering this line normally have shotguns, and will fire randomly if provoked.

Kid: This is a fun game of Manhunt *Steps on Lawn.

Old Man Jenkins: GET OFF MY LAWN YOU FUCKING KIDS!!!

by SuperOmegaMan January 6, 2009