fuckbag

A guy who doesn't pay their dealer and gets his ex fired from her job. When used in conjunction with the word Greasy, can be used to subsitute one's name. i.e. Joey

Hey, has anyone seen that greasy fuckbag that owes us money?

by judie February 18, 2005

fuckbag

A container or loose cavity used in the absense of some good Swedish poon

Damn, shafted again...where's my fuckbag?

by shock. June 20, 2004

Fuckbag

A fucking bag. A bag that is used to fuck like you would a pumpkin, in your lap. Like a simmulated blowjob.

Hand me that fuckbag.
INSULT: Listen hear you fuckbag.

by beeeeeavis November 4, 2004

freshman fuckbag

Noun.

The freshman college girl who fiends for the cock and a big party Monday through Sunday. Typically receives poor grades first semester. An easy lay.

Dave - "Hey man, did you meet any chicks at that party last night?"

Scott - "Yeah man! I got laid by some freshman fuckbag. Hopefully I don't test positive for anything..."

Dave - "Gross, man."

by Herb Crowbasket January 16, 2014

Juicy Fuckbag

Someone who is a complete and utter failure and asshole.

Juicy because they are so plump and full of fail.
Fuckbag because quite simply, they are a bag of filled, and possibly overflowing, FUCK.

Sometimes, it can be another word for Cunt.

EXAMPLE 1:
Bob: Wow, Mary sucks at life.
Tom: Yea, I know. She can't even make friends on myspace.
Bob: She's such a Juicy Fuckbag.

EXAMPLE 2:
Bill: My ex-girlfriend is such a Cunt!
Jack: Shush!! My Grandma can hear you!
Bill: Oh Shit sorry. I mean, she's such a Juicy Fuckbag.

by Go Wait In The Car! February 23, 2009

fagalicious fuckbag

Is a group of devouring faggots that give no cares if your gay or straight they will tackle u like a lion jumping on a impala and bang the shit bird out of you while screaming u made me do this you got me

Holy shit dude there's a group of fagalicious fuckbags

by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017

Fuckbag McClure

A title or name applied to a person who takes his or her application of stupidity, malice, or simply being an asshole to such overblown and exaggerated levels that it is almost awe-inspiring.

I cannot believe that guy cut me off, ran up over the curb, and then verbally assaulted that old lady for trying to avoid being ran over! He must be Fuckbag McClure!

For he is Fuckbag McClure! The Qwisatz Haderach of assholes!

by Exxos April 30, 2010