fuckstick

a person who knowingly or unknowingly tries (or does)to screw up a situation or creates a meltdown causing grief for himself and others around him.

John,that fuckstick,never put the money in my account,causing my check to the courthouse to bounce.

You crashed my car?You're a real fuckstick!

by dave the conehead February 26, 2008

fuckstick

a word meaning douchebag, shithead, or some other such idiotic asshole, which exploded in popularity, usage, and funny-ness after it was masterfully ad-libbed into the dialogue by Matt Damon in the 2006 film, The Departed.

you know its true.

Sullivan: "Lookit fuckstick, you don't gotta trust me. Just listen to what I'm sayin to you."

by sloanepeterson November 3, 2007

fuckstick

as in a complete piece of shit / retard. Some one who has no fucking idea.

Ron is a fuckstick!

by riker September 11, 2003

fuckstick

one who has all the qualities of a dumbass and will defend his convictions, even when proven wrong by others

JC, you are a fuckstick and a shrimp fucker.

by Trevor April 1, 2004

fuckstick

A moron;a person who is accustomed to being a 'sugardaddy' without benefit of a sexual relationship. Usually of the endomorphic type; withdrwawn and brooding.

Jeffro is a major fuckstick, and he obviously can't find his asshole with both hands and a funnel.

by Lord Jirate December 31, 2003

Fucksticks

A curse word to use when fuck just isn't enough.

If you've lost something usually fucksticks is the word of choice.

"oh fucksticks I've lost my keys"

"fucksticks!! where's that fucking money!"

by Johnypnumonic August 27, 2011

Fuckstick

Any long and skinny object used for anal or vaginal penetration.

Gage won't be able to leave his room anytime soon, seeing as he bought a new fuckstick! He sure loves anal penetration!

by Obama is a terrorist June 5, 2009