a person who knowingly or unknowingly tries (or does)to screw up a situation or creates a meltdown causing grief for himself and others around him.
John,that fuckstick,never put the money in my account,causing my check to the courthouse to bounce.
You crashed my car?You're a real fuckstick!
You crashed my car?You're a real fuckstick!
by dave the conehead February 26, 2008
a word meaning douchebag, shithead, or some other such idiotic asshole, which exploded in popularity, usage, and funny-ness after it was masterfully ad-libbed into the dialogue by Matt Damon in the 2006 film, The Departed.
you know its true.
you know its true.
by sloanepeterson November 03, 2007
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one who has all the qualities of a dumbass and will defend his convictions, even when proven wrong by others
by Trevor April 01, 2004
A moron;a person who is accustomed to being a 'sugardaddy' without benefit of a sexual relationship. Usually of the endomorphic type; withdrwawn and brooding.
by Lord Jirate December 31, 2003
A curse word to use when fuck just isn't enough.
If you've lost something usually fucksticks is the word of choice.
If you've lost something usually fucksticks is the word of choice.
by Johnypnumonic August 27, 2011
Gage won't be able to leave his room anytime soon, seeing as he bought a new fuckstick! He sure loves anal penetration!
by Obama is a terrorist June 05, 2009