frumper

A long, mid-calf or ankle length, loose, ugly, frumpy jumper, worn with a t-shirt, turtleneck, or polo style shirt underneath. Frumpers are most often seen on fundamentalist, homeschooling Christian women or their daughters for the sake of modesty.

I knew I had spotted a fundie family in the Walmart parking lot because the mom and her 5 daughters were wearing matching pink calico frumpers.

by not a duggar June 15, 2011

Frumpt

pronounced: frumped
The state of being pissed, anoyed and or depressed.
For ushaly no reason at all...
Mainly used when theirs just nothing to be happy about.

see frump #6

kevin: is franki alright? he looks really frumpt today
Steve: i herd his parents wont buy him a mustang

kevin: wow ...what a douche

steve: ya so now hes stuck with the jaguar, boohoo
kevin: wow ...what a bitch

by Fatt Mable October 19, 2009

frump bucket

A person who dresses like they have been sleeping on a park-bench for a few months

OMG, Did you see how Veronica is totally dressed up like a frump bucket today!? She should really class-it up!

by anonymous21468495 June 3, 2010

Frumptastic

Something or someone that is especially frumpy.

Wow, look at her! That long flowing skirt combined with those sensible shoes and the rest of her matronly look is quite frumptastic!

by Faloola K Cheezy January 25, 2011

Frumpy Moist Pigeon

Noun - the end result of masturbating, shaving your pubes, and pooping all in one toilet sitting.

I was gonna go to the bathroom, but my friend Grant left behind a Frumpy Moist Pigeon in the toilet.

by Cookie_Beard November 4, 2012

Frumpy Munchkin

Male genitals in the flaccid state. Excess skin causes it to resemble a dwarf wearing an oversized trench coat, potato sack or loose sock. Thus giving it a frumpy appearance.

All was well and good at the public pool until the Frumpy Munchkin made an appearance and got my season pass revoked.

by flirt ninja March 29, 2015

Frumpy-Load Kamikaze

While paragliding and performing sexual acts, you release yourselves from the harness, timing your climax with the exact moment that you collide with the ground. As an extra bonus use the lady friend as a cushion. If you're lucky, you might bounce.

"Professor, what is the chance of getting pregnant while performing frumpy-load kamikaze-ing?"
"None."
"Werd."

by Oscar "The Snake Charmer" March 22, 2010