fruitcatch

Game, a contest to see who can get a proposition for gay sex first.

Hey, nice to see you here in Oahu! Let's go play some fruitcatch.

by mekskwpm October 5, 2008

fruitbasket

a moon with the penis and balls tucked under so the people witnessing the moon can see your man parts. This makes everything look sort of like a basket of pre-arranged fruit. hence the name... its one of the most unholy things a human being can witness, it makes most gag like the piss snow cone from Jackass: The Movie

Dude! Robbie just drove by with his shit pressed against the window, screaming "FRUITBASKET!!"

by Matt-a-tat November 19, 2002

fruitatarian

Someone who will not eat meat or animal products and refuses to eat any vegtables, fruit ect without it falling off a bush or tree ect first. They refuse to be responsable for the death of things that are living.

A: "Do you want some strawberries i picked earlier with cream?"
B: "No thanks, I'm a Fruitatarian"

by DizzyTizzy November 14, 2007

fruitbagger

Generally used as an insult or a derogatory term, fruitbagger refers to an individual who is either extremely stupid or extremely annoying.

Fruitbagger is a great way to insult a hipster.

Fruitbagger can also be used to describe someone who works in the produce section of a grocery store and who's main responsibility is the bagging of fruit.

1."Who brought Mark to the party? I can't stand that guy he's always discussing such asinine topics, he wears to much cologne, he's so pretentious and goddamn he is such a fruitbagger."

2. "Man i went to the Arcade Fire show last night and there was way too many fruitbaggers there for me to enjoy myself."

3. "Hey John I heard you got a new Job?"

"Yes i did Sally i work in the produce section of my local grocery market."
" So essentially your a fruitbagger John?"

"Yes i am Sally but do you have to be so rude about it?"

by lucidtimescapes December 20, 2010

Alaskan fruitbasket

This is when you're fucking a girl missionary style, you cum in her, slurp it all out, then proceed to slowly spit it back into her nasty vagina

I'm gonna turn you into a fucking Alaskan fruitbasket bitch.

by Poptartius August 5, 2016

fruitation

When an idea ripens like fruit. It's what stupid people use for the word fruition. Fresh fruit, stinky rotten fruit, any kind of fruit for any kind of idea or plan. You've got to picture the blossoming flower then the growth of the fruit depending on the idea or plan it represents.

I love it when a plan comes to fruitation.

by JOHNNYTHOUGHTS June 21, 2008

Fruitatous

Someone who is not gay but likes to act gay for the laughter of his/her peers.

A guy is pretending to like Lady Gaga to appear "Fruitatous" to be funny, but really isn't.

by IronManBMF October 13, 2009