Frosting the turd

The act of taking a shit then turning around and jacking off on the turd causing you to "frost" the turd.

My buddy was frosting the turd last night .

by my sewer buddy January 12, 2010

jizz-frosting

Noun. Residual morning after cum stuck between your penis and underwear.
Syn. Zopohin

I dreamt of this fine ass bitch and all I got is jizz-frosting...

by FunkyJoe April 6, 2003

fronting

Acting like you are more, or you have more than what really exists.

Casey drove around the rented car acting like it was hers. She was straight fronting.

by Stacy November 14, 2002

Frosting the Gimp

After a woman has major surgery and can not have sex.. advise the man to kneel over her in bed and spank it all over her tummy.

She is not allowed to have intercourse for four weeks? Sounds like someone needs to be frosting the gimp!

by Pinguparts September 12, 2009

floating ernie

Dirty poop that floats in the toilet and one takes it out with thier hand and slaps their partner in the face with it.

I had horrible stomach pains and thought this was a great opportunity to give her a floating ernie

by Dahitatuff56786 November 8, 2014

Chocolate Cake with Frosting

When a male defecates on a females chest and then follows this up with placing cum on top of said shit thus making a chocolate crap cake with cum frosting.

John: Hey dude, did you bang that girl last night?
Bob: Yeah and after she fell asleep I left a big Chocolate Cake with Frosting on her chest!
John: Oh man, that's gnarly, I feel bad for her.

by ThePoopDeck January 8, 2012

facial frosting

A term used to describe seminal fluids left residing on the face of an individual after an act of sexual intercourse or fellatio.

Ex) After an intense session of anal intercourse, Greg proceeded to give Marsha some facial frosting.


haha this was funny to write..lol

by Dream Ha September 12, 2005