The Fertilizer

It's a Mexican Lawn Mower but done outside and on the lawn.

My girlfriend decided we should do some gardening. I finally convinced her to do the fertilizer before she begins to plant her eggplant.

by TheADvent Calendar December 1, 2019

frart

An extremely fragrant fart.

When he frarted in my living room we had to sell the couch.

by mrfatjack September 6, 2010

Fried or Fertilized

A questions posed by the rap collective Turquoise Jeep in their song with the same name. The question asks whether the girl would like to eat breakfast, or have sex again.

"How you like your eggs girl, fried or fertilized?" -- Yung Humma

by nessim99 February 23, 2011

Freetimer

Someone over the age of 30 without children, who routinely travels or engages in hobbies and pastimes difficult for parents to manage. Freetimers are similar to DINKs, but instead of focusing on income, the emphasis is on the added flexibility of being childless. Freetimers can also be single.

Nate had no trouble scheduling a weeklong backpacking trip in Yosemite because he is a Freetimer.

by xTHx September 6, 2015

faertinhaler

best group account ever. one day, we will take over the world together.

i love @faertinhaler. everyone there is incredibly funny

by angelshelmet June 21, 2021

Fertile

A woman with a body very fit to produce children. Smooth layer of body fat to and fat ass to feed fetus, large breast to feed baby, and good attitide and smile to raise a healthy kid

Damn, Daniela is fertile

by the funny one July 24, 2016

Fertile

Capable of initiating, sustaining, or supporting reproduction.

That is one fertile womb, if I do say so myself.

by Eyeballflyball July 11, 2003