freedy

Fusion of the words ‘freebie’ and ‘greedy’. Used to describe someone who tries to get as many freebies as possible e.g. at a conference or trade fair.

She came back with loads of stuff from the trade fair - she's so freedy.

by Danlod2 May 16, 2019

freedle

The condition of having left or abandoned someone or someplace, often abruptly, and usually when a certain level, excessively high level, of inebriation has been achieved. Always without indication of intent and the action is never noticed until some time later. The word hails origin from its greatest proponent and practitioner, Charles of the same last name.

"Where is Charles?"
"In the bathroom"
"No he isn't, the bastard freedled again"

by t-bone b November 10, 2008

Pendulum of Freedom

When a man stands with his feet more than shoulder width apart and swings his hips to make his testicles sway.

After catching a touchdown pass, the tight end put his hands on his hips and engaged the pendulum of freedom.

by Schmuckums February 18, 2011

Freedumb

A watered down version of freedom spouted by psudeo patriots in American who claim to love freedom, justice and constitutional rights for all but are in fact only in favor for a select few having them. Freedom supporters hide their agenda by wrapping it up in a false sense of patriotism to cover up their lack of willingness to share it with everyone in the country. Usually cutting off others right to freedom when it prevents a privileged group from having their way with a particular politcal/social/Religious issue they want to have dictated in their personal favor.

Freedom is for the everyone, while Freedumb is for the few...

by Libertatis April 28, 2014

Freedom Wank

The first wank after a long exam season. Involves screaming, "FREEDOM!" enthusiastically at the point of ejaculation.

Saul: Mate, I just had an incredible Freedom Wank.
Tom: Oh yeah I heard! I thought you were watching Braveheart.

by TomAndSaul June 5, 2014

freedom of bullshit

The truth behind the “freedom of speech” argument put forth by Mark Zuckerberg.

Facebook supports all ads placed, no matter their origin or content, in an effort to strengthen freedom of speech which of course is more accurately freedom of bullshit which of course is ultimately to support his freedom to pursue the god of green.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 31, 2019

Freedom Factory

Formerly known as Desoto speedway, the Freedom Factory is a circle track located in Bradenton Florida. It's new owner, and Youtube star Cleetus McFarland (Garrett Mitchel), sponsored by Holley performance, Motion raceworks, Nitto Tire, and Texas speed and performance, plans to build the ultimate playground for his wide collection of obscure, but cool car collection to house content for his growing Youtube channel. Using the Freedom Factory's grounds for epic burnouts and other shenanigans. Cleetus plans to make the Freedom Factory his home track for many of his insanely cool events, such as Cleetus and cars, whilst still honoring the track's heritage.

"Wanna go down to the freedom factory to rip some epic burnouts?"

"look at all the bald eagles flyin' around the freedom factory!"

by just some canadian dude February 9, 2020