freewayblogger

A coward in the strongest sense of the word, this feeble minded pantywaist attempts to drum up support for his laughable ideology through the use of unintelligent and silly hand made signs. This mental lightweight scampers around the freeways of California, quickly places his ridiculous signs up, then scurries away so as not to face any criticism. Both his mental capacity and sexuality are in question. He exemplifies what it is to be a giant pussy.

The FreewayBlogger puts up signs in the same way that my dog licks its testicles - normal people are thankful that they have more intelligence than that. He also takes it in the pooper.

by ScarlettPussy11 March 21, 2008

freewayblogger

A spineless narcissist who litters the California freeways with asinine political statements that reflect his severely fractured psyche. His inflated sense of importance and self worth are simply covers for his obvious cowardly nature. Instead of standing by his signs, he chooses to avoid criticism by tucking his tail between his legs and scampering off.

The freewayblogger talks a big game, but everyone knows he's a cowardly pussy.

by ScarlettPussy March 21, 2008

Freelander

A hairdressers car, which only silly people drive.

My hairdresser has a Freelander - he’s very silly and ginger!

by Yum yum ur mum lookslikeaplum July 8, 2018

Freelance Mascot

A definition that’s been the word of the day for a few days now. This fact is very worrying. The actual definition of ‘Freelance Mascot’ is ‘ A fun way to say furry!’.

Person 1: Hey, have you checked Urban Dictionary recently?
Person 2: Yeah, the same definition of ‘Freelance Mascot’ has been word of the day since the start of this week!

by NougatNewt March 23, 2022

Freebay

When you realise you're never going to sell any of your shit on ebay and you're reduced to giving it away

Stewie: Set 5 hours aside to sell my barry manilow record collection today, but my internet is down! Oh no!
Brian: Dude- you couldn't even FREEBAY that shit

Peter: I've beeen admiring your hairpiece all morning, it looks so authentic .....
Joe: I've decided to embrace my baldness, gonna sell this on Ebay
Peter: nah, how bout I freebay it off your hands right now dude?

by Fashfan September 3, 2010

Freelapse

A free high that does not count as a relapse for those who are clean and sober, acquired through the following:
1. The effects of anesthesia, during or after surgery
2. Accidentally breathing toxic fumes
3. Eating food that unknowingly causes a buzz

Tom's trip to the dentist where he was administered nitrous oxide is considered a freelapse.

Vic went into a freelapse while spray-painting his bike.

"Whoa...this Indian food has something in it that is causing me to freelapse."

by (Brooklyn)Tommy G. September 15, 2007

freewayblogger

A fat, homosexual California man who puts up retarded political signs on the freeway. He believes he's shaping the American political scene, but in reality he's just wasting his time. He has already started putting up anti-McCain signs, which shows he is truly a complete partisan nutbag. He talks a HUGE game on his website, but the fact that he scurries away from his signs shows his true colors: he's as pussy as they come.

The California freewayblogger put up some signs the other day, but the only glimpse we got of him was of his overweight figure running the opposite direction. What a pussy.

by ScarlettPussyman16 March 29, 2008