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Freaker Outer

Someone who unnecessarily freaks out about anything school related, such as tests, quizzes, or assignments. Symptoms are especially worse in competitive college programs that are difficult to get into, but can also appear in less competitive programs, albeit, not as frequently.

Also appears to spread like wild fire among other freaker outers. As one freaker outer gets freaked out for no real reason, the effect spreads exponentially through the freaker outer crowd until it hits critical mass and the professor has to yell and calm down the freaker outers.
OMG, I can't submit the quiz on blackboard and nobody else can either. What am I going to do?!!?? WHAT AM I GOING TO DO???!? OMG, OMG, OMG!!

Wait, the correct answer isn't on here. OMG, OMG, OMG. There is no correct answer!! I can't get 1 question wrong. Why isn't there a correct answer??!??

People who freak out about classes at college orientation, at least 2-3 months before classes actually start.

Wait, there is no copy of that useless handout for me? WTF!! I'm going to the dean!! I need a copy of that handout or I'm going to fail out of school!!! You, over there, give me your copy!! (fight ensues)

Antonyms: unfreaker outer (not to be confused with slacker, but rather one that realizes that its okay if things don't always go perfectly)

Synonyms: spaz
by NurseM October 19, 2007
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Barbie Freaker

Barbie freakers are easy girls that are often found at punk shows. They wear too much makeup and pretend to like punk to hook up with punk guys in the bathroom. They are fake like barbies, but freaky because they have blacks clothes, eyeliner and hair. They exist because there are not enough real punk chicks.
"Blow up the barbie freakers!"

Punk guy 1: "I haven't gotten laid in weeks"
Punk guy 2: "Why don't you tell that barbie freaker that you're in a band and take her to the bathroom?"
Punk guy 2: "Because, I don't want herpes."
by sicksadworld July 6, 2011
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Freeper

A pseudo-conservative known correctly as a "neo-con" who likes to pretend they are conservative, but are actually a bunch of pro-corporate whores who worship the grandson of the nazi facilitator Prescott Bush. They are lead by Jim Robinson who, not unlike screaming liberals, will boot you from his site if you say anything wrong about El Presidente Jorge Bushy.
Oh crap, we have another freeper stepford wife masterbating over bush.
by exterminator September 25, 2005
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control freakery

someone who masters in the art of obsessing over control and power; usually takes place in a forum or IRC chat
Quote: "Damn that asshole is a real asshole. I hope he gets hacked for his acts of control freakery!"
by CrackerJack July 9, 2005
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Freaker

Someone who says something crazy...or wrong.
Erica:You like thomas dont you?
Avery: NOOO! you're a freaker.
by ECA May 21, 2007
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frepper

Norwegian short word for a person who supports the Norwegian right-wing populist Progress Party (Fremskrittspartiet).

The Norwegian equivalent to a redneck. Freppers are loud and ignorant, with no interest or understanding of serious politics. As long as they get cheap alcohol and someone does "sumthin abutt them muslims", they couldn't care less.
Frepper: "Throw out them muslims! Lower the taxes, raise government spending, give us cheap beer! Durr."
by Ankala August 16, 2011
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Feeding the Freepers

When a Progressive, Liberal or Democrat posts something incredibly stupid on a "left-wing" message board (such as DemocraticUnderground.com) that the freepers can use as part of a straw man argument to discredit their critics.

Publishing a ridiculous anti-Bush theory that can easily held up for ridicule to discredit the real anti-Bush theories.

Publishing a ridiculous conspiracy theory that casts the legitimate conspiracy theories in a bad light.
"Will you please stop saying that the oil companies caused the Tsunami. That's just plain stupid, and all you are doing is feeding the freepers."
by Iandb1 January 8, 2005
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