FRANCHESCA

A beautiful woman with deep dark hypnotizing eyes and a curvy body that stands about 5'4". She has the power to possess you with a single flip of her curly brown hair. She lives in her daydreams, caters to everyone before herself, and loves rainbow sprinkles. She has a huge attitude problem that she adamantly denies. She spends way too much money, loves pickles, hates coffee, and has an obsession with monkeys. Always takes great pride in her appearance. She believes leggings are pants. It takes a lot to make her angry. Flowers are her favorite. So are strawberries. She never turns down a 4 am video chat, a chance to go dancing, or a chicken quesadilla.

While she has no ability to whisper whatsoever, you'll never grow tired of watching her lips move when she tries.

Franchesca believes that leggings are pants.

by rosi3th3cat October 2, 2017

Franchise Sized Fuckup

Simply put, an unecessary mistake, which stemmed from a smaller problem, which didn't get resolved. As a result the issue got a lot bigger.

The term Franchise is used as the goal of many small businesses is to become well established, with a solid foundation and processes, which will enable them to Franchise out. This enables a small business to become a larger business.

Father: Do you take the car in to get repaired yesterday like I asked you?
Son: Umm, no. I forgot. What's the big deal?
Father: The big deal is, I need to pick your mother up from the airport in an hour and god knows whether I'm going to get there and back in one piece... this is a Franchise Sized Fuckup!

by buckonz October 18, 2008

Franchesca

Most amazing girl. Beautiful. Smart. Sensitive. Loving. Loveable. Fuckable. She's has brown hair. The nicest voice and she'll always be there for you. Ability to push everything behind her. Unforggeting. Unforgettable.

"Franchesca. I love you. If you read this your all I could ever dream for. I'm sorry I messed things up"-Adam

by @dumbassredneck_ April 22, 2016

Franchise-Ghetto

A cluster of at least a half-dozen nationally recognized chain eateries, hotels and retail stores. They are located in suburban areas and in rural regions at the crossings of two or more major highways. Franchise-ghettos thrive in areas of low population density that have heavy motor vehicle traffic. They generate lots of revenue but sap local communities of originality and commercial diversity, giving thousands of American communities a bland sense of sameness.

The "Goodman Rd @ I-55 Corridor" is a massive franchise-ghetto located in the suburban Memphis cities of Southaven & Horn Lake. This area of only one square-mile features an Applebee's, Arby's, Baskin Robbins, Best Western, Buffalo Wild Wings, Burger King, Chick-Fil-A, Chuck E Cheese's, Courtyard By Marriot, Cracker Barrel, Crystal's Hamburgers, Drury Inn, Dunkin Donuts, Edible Arrangements, Firehouse Subs, Five Guys Burgers, Golden Corral, Hampton Inn, Hardee's, Hilton Garden Inn, Holiday Inn Express, Home2 Suites, IHOP, KFC, Logan's Roadhouse, Longhorn Steakhouse, McDonald's (x2), Motel 6, O'Charley's, Olive Garden, On The Border, Outback Steakhouse, Popeye's Chicken, Red Lobster, Residence Inn, Sonic, Starbuck's (x2), Steak 'n Shake, Subway (x2), Taco Bell, TGI Friday's and Wendy's.

by LeighRay November 6, 2017

franchise

an entire series of the film: the original and all its subsequent sequels thereafter
(ie, James Bond/007 films, Star Wars movies, Rocky series, etc.)

Francis Ford Coppola hasn't made a real movie ever since his daughter Sophia ran the Godfather franchise into the ground.

by Empire of the Moon December 6, 2006

The Franchise

n. 1. nickname given to a player so money that he is vital to his team n. 2. Dave Porter

Did you see The Franchise throwin up ton-eighties at the CarPool last night?

by the507 April 9, 2005

Franchisacide

Verb. The act of killing a franchise via the production of superfluous sequels or spin-offs.

Term first coined by Yahtzee Croshaw: "George 'Franchisacide' Lucas"

Star Wars films I-III and the Lego Star Wars game are examples of franchisacide.

by jauntyeyepatch January 13, 2009