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Frankenstein

A book by Mary Shelley in which a man by the surname of Frankenstein discovers a method of creating life, and in doing so creates a monster whom he then abandons. The monster's life is a living Hell from that point forward, and he eventually sets out to get revenge upon his maker. The story has symbolic references to many things, including the importance of parenting and the evils of playing God. Either way, a firmly held belief among morons is that the monster's name was Frankenstein, when in fact the monster was never named.
"Ugh, dude! You look like Frankenstein!"
"Yeah, dude, well you look like you need to read up on your freaking nineteenth century literature!"
by Pyro62S September 14, 2005
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Frankenstein

To make something from several other similiar things.
My car broke down so I had to Frankenstein a new engine from old Mustang and Corvette parts.
by Mullholland November 9, 2004
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Frankenstein building

A very tall building
Please just accept this definition, I need it for an English project

Woah the Empire State Building is a Frankenstein building
by HerbanDictionarian September 19, 2019
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Full Frankenstein

as opposed to having "a little work done" women who go ape-shit with the cosmetic work have gotten the "full Frankenstein" (ie, full monty @ cosmetic surgery)
OMG, did you see those new pictures of Heidi Montag? Bitch went full Frankenstein!
by Holly M S June 22, 2010
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Frankenstein Blunt

1. A blunt comprised of blunt roaches. Term references Shelley's Dr. Frankenstein and his monster.

2. Roaches that are saved from previously smoked blunts are rolled into a new blunt.
Desperate times call for rolling up your roaches into a Frankenstein Blunt.
by 420 allstars January 2, 2009
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frankenstein

The manner of walking, adopted by a person who has just shit in their pants.
Oh no. I've just shit my pants. I'm gonna' have to Frankenstein it home now.
by DcTurner October 26, 2003
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Dr. Frankenstein

A sexual maneuver which involves a bit of advanced preparation. A playlist must be prepared which includes, in the middle of it, either the Toccata and Fugue by Bach (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd_oIFy1mxM) or a soundtrack of a "dark and stormy night" as might be used at Halloween time. The effect should be similar to the opening credits of a gothic horror movie - e.g. Frankenstein, or Dracula.
This song should be placed well into the middle of the playlist, so that it begins during copulation. This really works in any position in which you are not flat on your back. To begin the Doctor Frankenstein, while the horror soundtrack is playing, tilt your head back and let loose your best, loudest, most evil laugh into the night sky. Your arms should be spread wide, fingers curled, claw-like, as you cackle diabolically. Your partner should have no idea what you are doing.
Bonus points if you begin screaming, "It's alive! It's aliiiiiive!"
Instant win if you can somehow record all this and post it on the internet.
"My weekend was great, thanks for asking. I finally got to pull off The Dr. Frankenstein with some chick I met in a bar."

"Things were going really well with Diane last night. We were in bed messing around, and the Toccata came, so I Dr. Frankenstein-ed her. She didn't think it was as funny as I did."

"Yah, well, I Dr. Frankenstein-ed your mom!"
by tomad February 1, 2009
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