Frankenboner

The hardest, stiffest erection the human body can produce.

Don-Dude, check out that girl over there.
Frank-I know man, she's giving me a serious Frankenboner.

by Joe Comma October 17, 2008

Frankencougar

A mature woman who, in her attempt to lure younger prey, has had a visibly frightening amount of plastic surgery.

Guy 1: Yikes!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Frankencougar, three o'clock, ready to pounce.
Guy 2: Dude, that's Janice Dickinson!

by Mark Aceto May 1, 2009

Frankenpaper

A previously torn piece of paper (letter, document) that has been pieced back together with tape or staples.

Someone had torn an order in half and later realized they needed both halves to read it right. They used some staples to fit it back together. I came in and saw it and said,

"What's with the Frankenpaper?"

by Tracy Rodgers December 28, 2008

Franken-fine

1. an adjective that describes a man or woman, usually green-ish and arguably alive or not, that is looking super sexy or fuckable on that day.

2. a monstrous pun.

*Pronunciation should be with a slight ebonics or mexican accent: (just imagine Missy Elliot or DMX saying it)

Girl: "Ooh girl, check him out... 'nigga's lookin' franken-fine tonight... mmm-hmmm... yeah... alright... okay... mm boy."



Friend #1: "Dude Im finna sound like fag, but you're looking fucking franken-fine today, motherfucker."

Friend #2: "Yo thanks, that was some franken-fine alliteration."

Friend #1: "Yeah sucka, peace on Earff!"

Friend #2: "Whaddup, baby?"

by Dumblesaur February 9, 2009

Franke

Franke is a modern day evolution and massive improvement on the name "Frank" which is a name referring to a Germanic tribe -- the Franks -- who derived the tribal name from a type of spear that they used. Which basically means, Franke is a bad ass mo'fo. Smart and cool, but also deadly. Most Franke's kick major ass and are in the upper echelon of whatever circle they run in. Their perfect balance of smarts and savagery make them an instant hit with the opposite sex, so Franke's tend to always have gorgeous women by their side.

drunk man in a bar to a beautiful woman: "hey sweetie, let me get some of you"
Franke steps in: "Listen brother, you better leave the lady alone and keep moving before I stick my drink straw up your pee hole"
Beautiful woman to Franke: "Wow, you saved me. You're so smart and animalistic, you must be a Franke"

by Franke Flowers February 5, 2010

frankenesque

Of or pertaining to, Victor Frankenstein's monster from the book of the same title.

The gigantic handprints on the corpse would have struck me as frankenesque, if they hadn't been on the corpse's penis.

by SCHiBER February 13, 2005

FrankenMac

A usually fully functional almost-Apple Macintosh computer rebuilt from various dead-Mac pull-out and commodity PC parts to avoid Apple's high prices for similar Apple-sourced but functionally identical parts. A cousin somewhat to the Hackintosh.

Jim got a bunch of Apple and non-Apple parts from some dead Macs, PCs, and his own workbench and cobbled together a little FrankenMac. Not quite as pretty but it works fine.

by esmith512 October 6, 2007