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Fonzoid

Fonzoids are the male mainifestaion of the current retro fifties subculture. They are distiguished by 1950s era hair dos like pompadour and duck tails. Clothing is can range from the proletarian working class vibe(sleeveless t-shirts,peg leg jeans, leather motorcycle jackets and either engineer boots or old school canvas sneakers) to a more glam rockabilly styles similar to the British "Teddies".
Brian Seltzer of the Stay Cats is a good example of the latter. The drug of choice among Fonzoids is simple...Beer, beer and more beer. Most proletarian Fonzoids reject microbrews in favor of chaep brands like Budwiser,Pabst and Lucky Lager. This coupled with preferences to cigaerette brands like Lucky Strikes and Old Golds provide props to authnticate the simple,down to earth mileiu of fonzoid culture. You wont find much marijauna or psychedlic action with Fonzoid hijinks...no sir! If a fonzoid took Exctasy...it might result in him liking...Techno! Fonzoids like their intoxication a litte more down to earth and so when a fonzoid really feela like "cutting the rug", beer is usually augmented with more potent spirits like whisky. Fonzoid dwellings are usually decorated with artifacts from the era they so identify with. This can include retro furniture,toys and culural mamoribilia.Also, Fonzoids prefer automobles from the fifties and sixties.No self respecting fonzoid would'nt be caught dead in a Lexus.Some of the more intense fonzoids will ride a old school Harley.These are greatly admired and sought after by the famales of this subculture who are called "Bettys". Fonzoids reject the plasticity of modern post millenium culture and yearn for a simpler time where men were men and women were women,when a guy can go down the street to the malt shop without getting hassled by a junkie or a scientologist. A time when hard work paid off and geeks like Bill Gates didn't take over the world with that digital contraption of his. This template or "imago" is usually implanted
by childhood veiwings of "Leave it to Beaver", "Happy Days" and other television programs from or about the era. Another big influence on fonzoid culture is Music...old school rockabilly like Carl Perkins and Jerry Lee Lewis provide the sowndtrack for fonzoid life.Old school country are also embraced...Johnny Cash, Hank Willaims and Patsy Cline are fonzoid favorites. Contemporary bands like the Stray Cats,The Blasters and the current "roots" movement are also of appeal.
"jeez, look at that lead singer guy from Social Distotion..He's such a fonzoid!
by Mychosis October 24, 2004
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Fozza

A castle located in a forest that, if looked at from a birds-eye view resembles a thumb or brick. Often abbreviated to Fozz and can be used in conjunction with words such as cunt or mate.
"That Fozza over there looks a bit like a thumb."
"Fozzas are shitcunts"
by Stanley Boulter August 20, 2014
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Fonzo

1. A person who tends to steal females away from lesser males
2. To make women feel loved and then just skeet on them and bounce .
3. A Student at De Anza
Lesser Male (you)- "oh MY GOD, I got fonzo'd
by Anonymous April 8, 2004
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fozz

The most beautiful thing you ever saw. Spontanious, fun and perfect in every way I'll love him forever.
Fozz is here :-D
How ace is Fozz?
by Kayt April 28, 2005
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Fozzled

Confused, puzzled or bewildered...
Used in Yorkshire.
I am sure that's where I parked the car - thats got me fozzled!
by jezthewez April 23, 2017
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Fozzue

#1: Amber your outfit is sooo fozzue.
by Amber Soll May 23, 2018
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dirty fozzy

When a guy and girl have so much pubi hair that when they have sex it looks like they're double teaming a fozzy bear
"Neither of us have shaved in a month so it was a real dirty fozzy"

"That's fucking gross!!!"
by Hairy cunt March 15, 2014
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