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Foutican

A universal word for a person that is low in smarts in high in clumsiness.
The foutican tried to pop a wheelie on their bike but instead fell.
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anal fountain

When an overweight, 50 year old man lays naked on his stomach with diarrhea squirting out of his ass and some 20 year old whores on dog leashes drinking out of it. A decent percentage of the time you will find Hugh Hefner masturbating from a distance.
"Yo bitch-dick, you see that anal fountain. Sheryl be chuggin' down that shit!"
by Fagotory Climax November 22, 2016
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gay as the fourth of july

The highest form of gay only obtainable by the scarf of sexual preferance. The only known placement is Albus Dumbledore
Harry Potter "What house are you in Prof. Dumbledore?"
Albus "Gay as the fourth of july."
by UnderTaliaStuckAVPM_weirdo November 2, 2017
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foutremort

Etymology : From French foutre (sperm) and mort (dead)

1. Human spermatozoid located in a position that doesn't allow him to initiate genetic replication in order to conceive an AMH. Usually resulting product of onanism.
2. (vulgar) By extension, human that shouldn't have been procreated.
3. Interjection (vulgar) : Expression of disgust or rage used to express a displeasure.
1. It is common to find a Milky Way constitued of foutremort on bedsheets.
2. This man is a foutremort, the world would be better if his genome have been destroyed in a sock 30 years ago.
3. Foutremort, this video game producer generate revenue with microtransactions.
by Captain Unluck Foutremort October 30, 2022
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go foetal

the very act of adopting the foetal position when under extreme stress, very cold, or scared shitless.

In this position, the back is curved, the head is bowed, and the limbs are bent and drawn up to the torso.
Dianne saw the massive alpha gorilla descending upon her and decide to go foetal.

Once the gorilla saw that she'd gone foetal, he lost interest and decided to share his banana with someone else.
by Leopolis October 2, 2010
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Born on the Fourth of July

A phrase used to describe a person whose bottom half of his body has been permanently paralyzed due to either a birth defect or an injury, just like the respective author and screen-playwright of the autobiography and film "Born on the Fourth of July," Ron Kovic.
Roy: Dude, I saw Ron the other day and he couldn't move an inch with his own legs!

Rebecca: Yeah, he was born on the Fourth of July.
by tr3vis324 November 14, 2010
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Live the Fourth!

An expression used to encourage participants of Kairos, a Jesuit retreat, to live out the promises they made on the fourth and final day of the retreat.
Live the Fourth! is written on kairos t-shirts
by JesuitExperience March 30, 2009
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