helix fossil

The lord of everything in the pokemon world

Have you heard the good word of our lord and savoir Helix Fossil?

by Mezchano March 2, 2014

fossil watching

Having to reluctantly sit with an elderly relative,whilst their normal family/carer has a break

'coming out saturday nite jim?'
'nope, gotta go fossil watching'

by geemeister November 18, 2004

Fossiled

To get/ be extremely drunk to the point where you will most likely have a hangover
Alternatively, it can be used to signify a feeling of extreme tiredness to the point where it feels like you could have a hangover

Alan: We're all getting totally fossiled tonight, wanna join? (extremely drunk)
or
Alan: I feel so fossiled, man. (tired/hungover)

by wobsandgobs January 15, 2019

living fossil

def 1 : someone who has failed so much in their high school that all the students of their batch has completed studies and yet they r still studying

def 2: oldest students n campus

example : girl : eewoo!!! who is he ...he looks too old to be a student

boy : oh yeah hes a living fossil

by cindmon April 1, 2010

Fossil

A brand that is mainly known for their high quality, but cheap about $60-80 watches.

"I just got this awesome new Fossil watch."

by Masta May 13, 2005

fossil fucker

someone who fucks older women or men 20 yrs or older than them.

jennifer, Why are you fucking my dad?
Kim, Im a fossil fucker and I want to thats why.

by funny chick February 26, 2009

Bob Fossil

A gay guy from the mighty boosh who works in a zoo. He takes skool kids on tours of the zooniverse. he is scared of floating cups nd think pocket cups rock. he has a talk box which he makes howard moon speak into so he can remember the names of the animals. He doesn't like cricket!!! he rocks lol

(dancing to song 'i don't like cricket'.music stops)
Bob Fossil: and thats why i don't like cricket.

!!!

by liisy December 16, 2008