Fartism (Updated Definition, Please Check Tag)

A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not/ is intrinsically supported by/woven into the very fabric of existence itself).

David just subscribed to fartism (updated definition, please check tag) yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not. Take that, false* religion.

by CreeperDude567 May 7, 2021

Fordism

Random words, saying, and catchphrases made popular by Ford of The Ford Show (Wednesday nights 10pm est on Nowlive.com or www.thefordshowonline.com)

To borrow a Fordism, you're just ass on demand, there's no strings there.

by the real j-boo August 15, 2008

Fortisman

Fortis means strong in Latin and man means man, A person who rejects labels, social genocide, and "normal" perspective and expectations society imposes on people treated like aliens or people with disabilities, and considers themselves a new type of human and so calls themselves a fortisman or one of the fortismen

Or strongmen :)

Person 1: you can't live a normal life your disabled

Person 2: no dude, im a fortisman I see things just as clearly as you and am a equal :)

by Lady justice May 11, 2023

Fortise My Love

It's an expression used to express or ask how someone feels about their love towards you or someone else, or something.

Mom, do you fortise my love?

by Grilled Chicken&Seaweed Chips April 11, 2017

Fortistic

a mentally challenged who thinks he is the shit and dances to fortnite emotes.

Tyler: Dude, look at me do the default dance from fortnite.

Kye: what are u, Fucking fortistic?

by ($0$) August 7, 2018

Fortis

The crusty end of your foreskin

Aidan didn’t like the texture of fortis in his mouth

by Gregsdead September 14, 2018

Fortistisphobia

The fear of chargers.

"Hey, can I borrow your charger?"
"No, sorry, I don't have one because I have fortistisphobia."
"Then how do you charge--"
"I HAVE FORTISTISPHOBIA!"

by tae's japchae September 27, 2020