Forking

The action of stabbing someone with a fork

Yo did you hear about that forking last night? Dude couldn’t get a knife to stab that old guy so he got a fork

by Mooseking69 October 5, 2019

Island Forming

When you shit so much that the pile breaks the surface of the water, forming a towering island of shit.

At truck stop...

"Dude, what took so long?"

"Sorry man, I was island forming again."

by TheSkinny August 14, 2008

Faux Foning

Pretending to talk on the phone, send or receive text messages, when one feels shy, bored, left out, or does not want to talk to someone. This may also extend to include the use of Apps and Social Media. The Faux Foner is often attempting to seem more popular in the situation.

A person is Faux Foned when some one else pretend to use their phone in order to avoid talking to them.

He was talking all kinds of shit, and was really starting to annoy me... I faux foned that my dog was in the hospitall, and got the hell out of there.

No one was talking to me at the party so I was Faux Foning, when this really hot guy came up to me!

by Flyboi1980 July 17, 2011

forking

the result of spooning.

After spooning for quite some time, ellen and ammon
started forking all night long; resulting in morning o's.

by Tiffs March 4, 2008

forking

the act of spooning, just with more penetration

i don't like all of spooning, but forking is awesome.

by echo specter May 3, 2011

forming voltron

When lesbians have sex, more specifically scissoring

While at softball practice, things got out of hand and all the girls starting forming voltron.

by MightyMorphinPowerRangerFan23 September 28, 2017

Dr. Fording

When a grown woman speaks like a teenager using extreme vocal fry, to get undeserved sympathy.

I broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her cheating, and I have refused to take her calls. She's been leaving messages on my voicemail, Dr. Fording.

by Haha2900 October 4, 2018