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Frightmare

(noun): Originated by "1000 Ways To Die". A frightmare is when you have a repeated nightmare and you die in your sleep from a heart attack.
Tina told me that she use to have nightmares about midgets. That's before she died in her sleep from a frightmare.
by capnkev April 8, 2009
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dick fright

When someone is so scared of the penis that they literally runs away in terror at the sight of it.

Also when a girl and boy are going out for a good 6 months and the girl still hasn't touched his manhood, she can be described as having 'dick fright'.
Isaac: hey Kathryn whats long hard and full of semen. *whips out his ding-a-ling*
Kathyrn: *dies*
Isaac: Damn Kathryn didn't realize you had such bad dick fright.
by BigNoseManyHoes June 24, 2016
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Frighten a pigeon with wine

used as an innuendo for dirty talk (in Hebrew), meaning- "You cannot use a dick to make threat on a whore".
means that when one is already well adjusted to harsh conditions , they cannot be used against him as a punishment or as means of intimidation and persuasion
person A says: "I heard they might give you the noisiest dorm room"
person B replies: "So what. You know, you don't frighten a pigeon with wine. In the last year my trailer was parked 10 feet from the railway"
by Dante March 13, 2005
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frightentology

A pseudo scientific and politically overactive religious cult founded upon the six wedges of:

(1) Machiavellianism

(2) Avarice

(3) Chicanery

(4) Abandonment of the Scientific Method

(5) Monetization and

(6) Subjugation of the Individual via Hysteria driven Policy

The identity of these wedges have until now been considered esoteric knowledge; as knowledge of these wedges renders the cult powerless to sway the individual to act against their own interests. They are called wedges because they are intended to separate the individual believer from their money, self reliance, self direction and reality.
Sober political and scientific discussion are impossible within frightentology
by Nutty Tech June 3, 2017
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frightened nipple

A frightened nipple; originated from Britain, “cold nipples” is a nipple so cold, if extroverts itself.
I have frightened nipples it’s so cold!
by Fry ten nip els December 11, 2017
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stooge fright

The act of going in front of one or many people and worrying about saying something really stupid. Afraid of saying something totally out of context.
Holy buckets! Brad sure does have a case of stooge fright after telling his whole class that he likes to eat benut putter.
by 9 juan juan January 16, 2006
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Ceiling Fright

When you wake up after a night of partying and go "Oh SHIT! That's NOT my ceiling!"
I went out with some friends last night and woke up with a BAD case of ceiling fright!"
by Jureld May 5, 2010
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