furbulate

verb. To stimulate in a sort of tingly way.
adj. To be causing stimulation in a tingly sort of way.

verb. I am going to furbulate you
adj. My asshole is furbulating

by Furbulator_9000 May 13, 2018

(Un)fortunately

(Un)fortunately means that the thing in question is in your favor, not the person whom you're talking to (or vice versa).

1. (Un)fortunately, I won the raffle. (the thing in question is in YOUR favor, not your best friend's)
2. (Un)fortunately, you got accepted on the audition, not me. (the thing in question is in your FRIEND'S favor, not yours)

by 420TheGrammarPro69 April 17, 2021

formulating chemist

someone with no knowledge of science who works within a makeshift laboratory usually surrounded by mess and failed experiments.

"tidy your room! who do you think you are, a formulating chemist?"

by azmansell February 12, 2010

frobulate

Moving any appendage of your body unecessarily in a manner that would or will disturb others.

I used to frobulate my leg during school to shake my squeaky chair, just to bug my teacher

by Halflingr October 23, 2008

fromulate

to dazzle in a manner that is outwardly pretentious yet empty

The cromulence of your embiggened vernacular has fromulated my mind with katzenjammer.

by Marzuki January 7, 2011

Quadricepticlateral Formulatical

The full name of the Quadratic Formula. Impress your teacher with the full name!

Teacher: Who knows the Quadratic Formula?
You: You mean the Quadricepticlateral Formulatical?
Teacher: Wow! You are amazing!

by themathwizbruh September 3, 2015

unfortunately, or fortunately.

When someone engages in a bad act, but they want the person they fucked over to be grateful. Best known example is the deposition of Donald Trump in the case of E. Jean Carroll where the former president explains that he and other celebrities, or "stars," have been grabbing pussies without permission for millennia.

Josey: Carl, did you just eat the entire bucket of popcorn chicken that I brought for lunch and put in the fridge with my name on it?

Carl (imitating the 45th President of the United States): I did, in fact, eat all of the popcorn chicken unfortunately, or fortunately. *rubs tummy*

by nocharge May 15, 2023