Ford 

The common shortened term of the popular motor company, meaning:
1. Found on road Dead.
2. Found on Russian Dump.

That car was Ford.
Dude, you got a Ford!

Ford by ssavoy January 3, 2008

Ford 

Ford means..
For Our Retarded Drivers

Guy 1: I bought a new Ford today!
Guy 2: Yeah, that's Ford. -_-
Guy 1: Huh?
Guy 3: Lol.

Ford by WhoKickMyDog July 25, 2011

Ford 

For Only Retarted Drivers

Here I sit broken hearted... Bought a ford that almost started.

Ford by Chevy June 28, 2003

ford 

Fulfills
Off
Road
Demands

An acronym for Ford.

ford by NicoleB October 25, 2007

Ford 

First On Race Day. Period.

That Ford Mustang GT just beat my Civic!? How can that be?! I thought my 6 foot spoiler and super fast decal stickers made me faster... I don't get it!

Ford by yoyo23 August 22, 2004

Ford 

First On Race Day. One of the most reliable cars on the planet. A car that will outlast any Chevrolet (Cracked heads every valve rattles oil leaks every time)

Q:Carl Edwards won again, what does he drive?
A: Ford

FIRST ON RACE DAY

Ford by wrktruk October 16, 2008

ford 

FORD: Fix or Repair Daily

Does what it says on the tin.

ford by Mooresy May 13, 2005