forecast

The weather...?

The forecast is in the news.

by Maria Evels November 3, 2003

Forecasterbate

To masturbate to the Baseball Forecaster's preseason projects and/or Ron Shandler's visage on the back cover. The springtime equivalent of rosterbation.

The Kenley Jansen page of the Baseball Forecaster was stuck together after Zach forecasterbated with that page open all winter long.

by ShandlerandTroutsittinginatree March 11, 2013

forastir

mourning the dead and someone who is badass

ex: that man is forastir

ez: woah he is forastir

by senkopushing May 19, 2021

Dashboard Forecast

When it is so cold or so hot outside that people feel the need to take a picture of the temperature on the dashboard of their car and post it to facebook or twitter.

Here is a picture of my dashboard forecast. It's so cold outside (as evidenced by the picture of a zero degree temperature)

by The Bearded filly January 23, 2013

forecast

the agenda of boys waiting to be fucked

that hoes got a damn forecast teh entire week

by kevin klennburg November 3, 2003

forcasm

The uncontrollable excitement that extreme weather geeks get when signs of fun weather appear on the long-range forecasts. If the forecast becomes more boring as the time frame gets nearer, a forcasm can be followed by severe depression.

NOTE: The definition of "thrilling weather" is subjective and varies from person to person.

When a possible March blizzard showed up on the 10-day forecast, Dave began having an intense forcasm. But it was short-lived, as two days later the forecast showed nothing but the usual cold March rains. However, that caused Julia to then have a forcasm because she'd already taken off her snow tires and wasn't looking forward to another round of snow and ice. The disappearing blizzard was a huge relief!

by DJ Bonneromics May 15, 2012

forecastle

Noun: the raised part of a deck closest to the bow of a ship.

So when Jack and Rose did their bullshit, they were on the forecastle of the deck.

"Back in ye olde times we'd plop down on the forecastle and kick back a pint." "You didn't stand close enough to the edge again and pissed all over the forecastle, asshole."

by TrufflesPygmyHamster October 30, 2015