Fools-Lemonade

Actual human piss disguised as Lemonade.

Fools-good is to gold as Fools-Lemonade is to Lemonade.

Man, I took a sip and immediately spat it out because it was fools-lemonade.

by TheSpudMan February 14, 2025

Blast on fools

To use your strap/firearm on a human being. To shoot somebody.

1. Some bustas tried to jack my whip, so I had to blast on those fools.
2. If y'all see my parole officer, blast on that fool!

by Nigel Tufnel January 31, 2005

April Fools

A time for people to be assholes and get away with it

April Fools!

by MeMahDude April 1, 2017

April Fools Surprise

To have a one night stand with a girl on April Fools Day who tells you she's 18. When you wake up the next day, she says, "I'm only 17, April Fools!" You are then convicted of Statutory Rape.

"Why exactly do I need to come bail you out?"

"Dude, this chick hit me with the April Fools Surprise. Help me out."

by Johnny Ishkabibble April 5, 2009

april fools day

The one day of the year where nobody, no matter how hard they try, can possibly be funny.

Hey man, you want some peanuts? (Snake flies out of can) April fools!

by Basil March 31, 2005

April Fools Day

Trust no one... you are not safe. Run And hide. Don't try to defend your self you WILL FAIL.

Jim didn't run or hide so he was pranked on April Fools Day

by Urban_Dictionary_Daily247 April 1, 2015

April Fools

Males and females that instantly don shorts and/or flip flops as soon as it's April 1st, regardless of the temperature. These people will then complain for the entire day about how cold it is and demand that April be warmer.
Most often spotted at the mall.

Can you believe these April Fools? Put some clothes on you dopes!

by assnugget April 2, 2008