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Fooderbate

Eating something boring and fantasizing that it is actually something good. similar to masturbating but involving food and non-sexual
Last night I wanted Pizza so bad but I was broke and only had a loaf of bread so I fooderbated about Pizza while I ate boring toast.

I fooderbate about lobster all the time.
by Canucks Fan April 3, 2006
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fooker

The nice way to call someone a fucker.
"Shut the fook up you fookin' fooker!" - Man yelling at his neighbor.
by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005
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foobeener

A piece of furniture which can function either simultaneously or alternatively as a foosball table, beer pong table, and dinner table. While it is not necessary, a quintessential and badass foobeener allows for foosball and beer pong (or beirut) to be played at the same time due to its clear top.
Dude, if I make this next goal you have to drink the wash cups from this foobeener.
by The Singularity August 29, 2009
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foodie

A person who enjoys eating food, unlike everyone else, who hates food, thinks it's disgusting, and would never consider eating it.
Person #1: I'm a foodie, I love eating food!
Person #2: Wow, you're so unique. I hate food and wouldn't eat it even if I had to to stay alive.
by Foodinator August 20, 2013
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Andy Kaufman Folie

A type of madness or insanity involving the delusional belief that Andy Kaufman lives with or has befriended the sufferer who is usually an oddball or repressed prankster wishing to attain fame or notoriety.
I had diagnosed her with Andy Kaufman Folie moments after she described to me that the entertainer had been living in her downstairs closet since he had disappeared in 1984 after faking his own death.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020
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foolery

<Rob> dude wearing faded jeans is foolery of the highest order
<Mo> yeah tell me about it
by geezer October 29, 2003
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Foobies

"Foobies" is a contraction of "fake boobies".

The 'F' from 'fake' is taken and replaces the 'B' of 'boobies', resulting in: 'Foobies'.
Damn, check out the set of foobies on that doll.
by BDKGIGN August 4, 2005
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