The FOM

The act of going to the bathroom and not wiping for the purpose of saving time

I need to take a dump but I do not have much time so I must do the FOM

by Aquaparklover67 June 9, 2025

FOMS

focusing on myself

“I’ve decided to foms now!”

by biblenugget November 20, 2021

FOMS

Fear of Missing Sleep; the fear that going to an event will lead to less sleep.

Instead of going to the party, Nathan's FOMS took over and he decided that he wanted to sleep instead.

by flaminpittzy December 10, 2015

FOMS

The acronym for "falls off my seat". Commonly used to replace "lmao" or "rofl"

Person 1: why did the girl throw her clock out the window?
Person 2: why?
Person 1: to see time fly
Person 2: FOMS!!!! XDDD

by RaymondSara November 9, 2008