Fockery

An informal and more intense way of 'crock' which means 'absolute nonsense'
New Slang for "Absolute Nonsense".

Ben said, "This atmosphere is an absolute Fockery."
Thomas said, "I know it is full of pollution what absolute crock we humans have made acid rain will kill us off soon!".

by Ron Willson February 15, 2018

folkestone

nice town, needs a repaint and a decent night club

Q.going to folkestone tonight
A. shame about the crap night clubs

by wisearse April 12, 2010

ghostbusters folder

An innocuously or deceptively-named folder (e.g. "Ghostbusters Movie") on a computer which contains large quantities pornography or other illicit materials.

"Hey Danny, can you fix my computer?"
"Sure Jason"
"Here ya go"
"Alright. Oh cool you got the ghostbusters movie, can I burn it?"
"Uhh... ahh.. ummm...the ghostbusters folder...is something else"
"Wait... this isn't Ghostbusters... OH MY GOD THEIR BALLS ARE TOUCHING!"

by clustro September 1, 2009

boys folder

A folder, usually hidden well, on a computer of a girl/gay guy that is comprised of many images of guys that are attractive. This can include fully clothed, half naked, and also nudes.

Marissa shuffled ecstatically through her boys folder, searching for the many images of Daniel Craig she has collected.

by D-niz March 27, 2009

folder

A technical term used by the toilet paper industry to describe a person who neatly folds the toilet paper over itself before cleansing themselves. Opposite of a crumpler.

Man 1: How do you wipe your ass?
Man 2: Oh, I'm a folder.

by thecrumpler July 2, 2006

new folder

The default name given to a newly created folder on the computer. A place to put porn when you're too lazy or uncreative to rename it.

My Dad found my new folder on the computer and now I have to go to weekly therapy sessions for having all that golden shower porn!

by Tony Perkis, Sr. October 11, 2007

Temp Folder Fuck

This situation occurs when a user saves a document to a temporary folder and edits it without realizing that the computer they are using wipes all temporary folders every second or so. They then save their file which, in the best situations, they have worked on for hours and find out the file no longer exists.

Dude WHAT THE FUCK! I just saved my file, and I forgot about the Temp Folder Fuck, I JUST LOST 5 hours of work! Goddamn it!

by Astrael September 5, 2007