Mark Foster

The most attractive lead singer of the indie pop band "Foster The People" . They sing songs such as "Pumped Up Kicks" , "Call It What You Want" and "Helena Beat"

Person 1: You know Mark Foster?
Person 2: Yeah he's that sexy guy from the band Foster The People!

by SavannahRamsay January 25, 2012

Fiaster

A Fiasco and a disaster. See also "Gigli".

"Went to Joe's party last night. It was terrible...a downright Fiaster!"

by Damien Noble July 20, 2006

Foster fail

Someone who fosters an animal just until it can be adopted but ends up adopting it themselves

"I fostered this cat but fell in love with her and ended up adopting her myself. I'm such a foster fail!"

by tickler0001 September 25, 2020

Sam Foster

Sam Foster is an extremely zesty person who constantly fantasizes about taking it up the bum.

"dang Sam Foster is so zesty he started watching gay porn during a game of soccer"

by Deez F. Nuts October 24, 2022

fasterbate

The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection

i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room

by saylor February 15, 2007

Foster Grunt

One of the leading brands of sunglasses.

I don't wear my Foster Grunts at nighttime.

by andy1 June 15, 2007

Mark Foster

A sex god who is also the lead singer of Foster The People. Foster The People is the greatest band known to man.

"Man, I'd fuck Mark Foster any day."

"Yeah, he's a real womanizer."

by ftpftw2626 August 3, 2012