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Fluffer-Cunt

A self-absorbed, vile, cum-chugging evil bitch who is particularly unphased by being called a "cunt." (See definition for fluffer.) The term fluffer-cunt is more degrading and insulting because it implies that not only is the woman a complete dumpster fire vile-vag whorebag, but apparently she is only useful for preparing someone else to get laid.
The boss is out of the office again? Well when that fluffer-cunt gets back, tell her I quit!
by SgtWrecker September 25, 2010
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relationship fluffer

somebody that people like to sleep with, but wont date, because they dont want a relationship. the next perosn they sleep with however, they end up dating.
i wasnt ready for a relationship. then i met jen and she was the one.
caley and andrea were just relationship fluffers.
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Flufferloser

After a loss in sports, skills, a bet, or fantasy football, somebody gushes about how gracious they are in the loss and how they're so happy for the other person that won; they shower them with praise for just having their ass kicked.
Dutch got his butt spanked by Oooohhh yet again; even before he was done losing, he sent out a congratulatory text; what a flufferloser move.
by Hixxz68 October 30, 2022
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Joint fluffer

A heavy user of marijuana, such that they are constantly sucking on a joint like a fluffer sucks dick.
Man, the ped-mall is packed with joint fluffers today.
by shake'n'bake May 17, 2011
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Platonic Fluffer

A man who invests time, and dance moves to emotionally stimulate a woman to sexual arousal only to see her leave with another man.
That guy she is dancing with is obviously her platonic fluffer because she is leaving with that other guy any time now.
by VelcroTurkey January 2, 2012
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donkey fluffer

One who gives the donkey fellatio for the main show.
by paul April 3, 2005
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Pussy Fluffer

A submissive, usually a cuckolded male, who performs oral sex on a dominant woman, prior to her having sex with another man, in order to make her sufficiently aroused and lubricated for sexual intercourse.
Mistress Julie's houseboy also doubled as her pussy fluffer. He would clean her luxurious apartment prior to her dates, and then ready his owner for sex with a well-hung bull by going down on her. The bull would take it from there. Sometimes the houseboy would watch his owner get pound fucked, while other times Mistress would send him out of the room.
by Nigel Badman March 1, 2014
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