fucktard whisperer

Someone who is patient and can rationalize with fucktards when no one else can. A voice of reason that calms down fucktards.

(Like the dog whisperer, but with fucktards instead of dogs.)

My fiance is THE fucktard whisperer. He's so patient with them.

by Mama_G February 2, 2017

fucktardia

State of mind/place of mental residence of a fucktard; those engaged in fucktardary

slx is the Lord Mayor of Fucktardia

by Ðiego December 7, 2002

fuctard

A cross between a fuckup and a retard. Usually someone in cyberspace that dosen't have a real clue about anything.

That fuctard dosen't know what he's talking about! He wouldn't know the difference between a CPU and an IUD!

by Moribund Infantia August 7, 2003

fuckuardo

A method of calling someone a fucker while still embracing multicultural diversity

"Nice driving fuckuardo! Don't they have stop signs in PR?"

by Speedwell Stu May 23, 2008

fucktard

A contraction of "fucking retard".

fucking + retard = fucktard

by cm476 November 7, 2002

fricktard

A freak and a retard (referring to a kid who is exceptionally annoying and you just wanna punch their face because even looking at it is annoying).

"Yo, I heard that Bobby clogged your toilet for the 7th time and you had to plunge it again."
"I know....that little fricktard."

by Narbear1224 October 9, 2014

Fucktardation

a highly undesirable circumstance; the state in which fucktards are doomed to continually exist. Paradoxically, fucktards (consciously or unconsciously) also perpetuate the state of fucktardation everywhere they go. Thus, the fucktard essentially functions as a living virus of fucktardation.

"Dude, did any fly hookers show up for the party at dangus' place?"

"Hell naw dawg, that joint was nothin' but a sausage party...but the REAL fucktardation didn't start until the pigs rolled up."

by hecktor dangus, esq. November 9, 2007