Flap Jacker

After a night of hot sex, your girl wakes up and makes you flap jacks and proceeds to give you a hand job while serving you breakfast in bed.

My cock n balls are raw today braaaahhh. Banged her ass all night and she finished me with a flap jacker this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2017

spam flap

Derogatory term for the labia, the lips of the female clitoris. It can be used in several different contexts.

You're just a fucking spam flap.

She's such a slag I can see her spam flaps from here, flapping i the wind.

SPAMFLAPS! (when something goes wrong)

by smitha1 February 26, 2008

labial flappage

Flappage or extensions of the labia

Holy shit, look at the labial flappage on that hoe

by Yaggggi December 21, 2022

Wilbur-flap

A penis that goes through the slit in a mans boxers or briefs because of excess movement or lack of button.

I was playing basketball in boxers and I got a huge wilbur-flap.

by kc42gc April 10, 2009

Panhandle Flapjack

The sexual maneuver whereby, whilst penetrating a female anus from a rear-entry position ("doggystyle"), the female utilizes the slack skin of the male's scrotum to stimulate the vulva and clitoris in an act of manual masturbation.

I was stuffin' my girl's dumper like a thanksgiving turkey when all the sudden she grabbed my coinpurse and gave herself a panhandle flapjack.

by The panhandle flapjacker January 3, 2010

Mississippi Flapjack

Slapping your cock on relatives ass.

"Hey did you hear about Dustin Adams dropping his pants and giving his sister a Mississippi flapjack?"

by HughJayness February 26, 2017

philly mud flap

fuck someone in the ass and get shit on your condom and you take the condom off and slap them in the face with it

when i got done fucking Madonna i gave that bitch the philly mud flap.

by spanky30 November 25, 2007