Floridian Pussy Rocket

When your girl is sleeping and you pour coke into her vagina then add some mentos. You know what happens next.

Me: You think if I pull a Floridian Pussy Rocket on her she'll break up with me? I just wanna see what happens.
Anthony: Nah if you film it and tell her it's a prank after, she'll be cool with it.
Me. Sick. Tonight's gonna be fun as hell.

by nutellacroissant February 27, 2020

Floridian Hurricane

This is a sexual position/activity where you suspend the partner on the ceiling fan so that he/she is in the air parallel with the floor. As your partner rotates, you cockslap them continuously. When you're ready to ejaculate, stop your partner's rotating and cum in their mouth. Make them rotate again and have your partner spit the jizz out, making it "rain."

"My boyfriend and I succesfully pulled off a Floridian Hurricane last night. I almost died."

by Da Kroo September 19, 2009

Floridian CumAngel

When a Male explodes his semen all over the floor and the partner lays on the floor and makes angels having a similar effect as a snow angel but with semen.

Tootie: Sam, I would love it if you ejaculated all over my floor

Sam: why?

Tootie: I want to make a "Floridian CumAngel".

Sam: sounds like fun may I join you?

Tootie: the more the merrier

by Bootybandit13 December 28, 2013

floridalma

Floridalma is a wonderful outgoing girl. She always has a smile on her face no matter what, not caring what others think of her. She’s a very smart intelligent girl having no doubts of herself. Guys would like to date her but she turns them down because boys for her don’t exist in her life.

I have a crush on Floridalma but she never pays attention to me.

by ItsYourGurl May 23, 2018

Floridian maze

Invented by youtuber Graystillplays, a floridian maze is a spiral type maze that instead of getting lost inside, you give up as it can stretch to 1000's of miles or until save file breaks.

Florida man gave up all hope when he entered the floridian maze.

by Almightytoaster June 3, 2020

Floridian

Who were born and raised in Florida. Our go to store is Publix and the beach is our home. We all hate tourist and snowbirds. Floridians are used to the bipolar weather and hurricane season. We hate outsiders and only enjoy the company of those who are true Floridians . don’t come down to Florida for a year and say your a Floridan when really your from New Jersey. Most people don’t consider us southerners but if you go down into the Jacksonville/bryceville parts of Florida you’ll really see that we are true southerners. Down there mudding on rangers is the best thing to do. In mid Orlando is where you’ll find the snowbirds. Elderly people on golf carts everywhere eating at crackerbarrel.

Tourists: I’ve lived in Florida for two years so I’m basically a Floridian

True Floridians who lived there whole life: get out now.

by Ryyaya July 2, 2018

Florida Man

Florida Man is an elusive entity that only comes out at 1:00 am it's usually seen at gas stations or at playgrounds this entity can be very hostile don't drink monster energy near this entity it can smell it from miles away,don't shine your flashlight at it it hates anything to do with light,Don't drink any sort of alcohol if it gets ahold of alcohol Florida Man will evolve into it's final form. How can you tell if it's a Florida Man? The first sign that you encountered a Florida Man is the smell if you smell,if it smells like sweaty moster energy with a hint of pee then it might be a Florida Man. The second sign is that time and space seems like it has stopped. If you have one of these signs it's not to late run as fast as you can.The third sign is reality is starting to shift objects just start appearing out of nowhere.The last sign is Florida Man itself it's usually floating in the air ong stained anime body pillows if you're seeing this it's too late to turn back,You're one of us now.

Kyle:Is that a Florida Man?
Karen:Omg it is!!!

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020