floridian fail

a extra hard fail, floridian style

Some dude was trying to buy a gun and showed his driver's license, the guy buying the gun said son, floridian fail.

by Fat Elvis Rebel September 16, 2009

Floridiot

any idiot from florida stuck in another state. they are the ones with the florida tags who cut you off on the interstate. Also the ones who act like stupid tourists when visiting other cities (like new york) then go back to florida and complain about the stupid tourists clogging up the beaches.

"That guy just cut me off! Jerk!"
"easy mom. he doesnt know any better, he's a Floridiot."

by Floridiots unite July 3, 2008

floridiot

derogatory term used to describe people from Florida

Go back to Florida you fucking floridiot!

by blueridgenative September 28, 2006

Floridiot

A Floridiot is a person who lives in Florida and thinks that it is soo freakin cool to live here.

Bob is such a floridiot, I can't believe he tried to stick out the hurricane and now he has nothing left. What a Floridiot.

by Deeppurple1972 August 20, 2010

Floridian

A true born and raised native of florida,not really thought of as a real southerner by our other southern counter parts,but if you live in florida and not belive the hype you will see true floridians are southern as hell,and do take pride in it,but real floridians dont call there selves that only old a** snowbirds that live here call there selves floridians "They wish" but thanks to lame a** northerners moving down here floridians are loseing there native culture and southern accents,but there are also true southerners in the southern part of florida to. believe dot!!!

tourist: were are you from?
floridan: miami shawty!
tourist: oh im a floridian to i've lived here two years.
Floridian: naw baby, you live here! but you damn sure aint from here!

by Chrissyfbaby June 29, 2007

Florididian

Adj. Having the characteristics of Florida i.e. full of warmth, splendor, and ostentatious oppulence with a touch of violent danger.

All we need is some Stingrays in the pool and some naked foosball to make this party truly Florididian!

By "Stingrays" do you mean the deadly poisonous aquatic animals or the 1960's Chevrolet corvettes?

Either way man! What are you ... a pedant or something? Just load them in there before Lebron walks out.

by gnostic1 December 4, 2010

Floridian Autumn

That Central Florida time of year where it is technically autumn (October - December) but it doesn't feel like it.
Temperatures usually range from the 70s to the 90s, with slight winds. Only the low (70) degree weather and occasional chills distinguish Floridian Autumn from Floridian Summer.

That Floridian Autumn was very mild.

by JamesVonHure December 9, 2008